#naked outside

It’s World Naked Gardening Day!

“PARKER, SAY CHEESE!”

Parker was on his way to the shower when his parents told him to come downstairs the Morning of his 18th Birthday! Wearing only a robe, Parker rushed down the stairs.

“Happy Birthday, Parker!” His parents shouted joyfully.

“I can’t believe my baby boy is an adult!” his Mom grinned.

“My little slugger is all grown up!”

Parker’s Mom and Dad were so proud of their son. So proud of him in fact they rewarded him for his hard work at school and great behavior by getting him a car for his Birthday.

Parker was completely unaware.

“Hey son, your Mom and I got you something, but you have to open this card first!”

Parker jolted over to where his parents were sitting so fast, his robe became slightly undone, the belt becoming less fastened, but he was too excited to care and grabbed the card from his proud father instead of adjusting what he was wearing.

“I love you guys so much,” Parker gleamed.

As Parker opened the card, he noticed there was a key inside.

“No way!” Parker jumped, causing his robe to become slightly more loose.

“Read the card first, honey!”

Parker opened the card, and read the sweet words that were inside.

“To our baby boy on his 18th Birthday, we love you and are so proud of you! Here’s a car for all your hard work this year! Love, Mom and Dad!”

Parker was so happy he was nearly in tears. He ran over to his parents and hugged them both simultaneously, jostling his robe more unsecured.

“Why don’t you go out front so we can take a picture of you with your car, Son,” his Dad gleamed.

Parker loved that idea. He grabbed his sunglasses off the table and ran toward the door!

At this point Parker’s robe was nearly open all the way, but nothing was going to stop the 18 year old boy from seeing his car.

Parker’s Dad, noticing the robe was becoming ill-fitting, hurried up to his son to tell him before Parker ran out the front door.

“Parker!” His Dad shouted, stepping on his son’s robe belt dangling on the floor, only in an attempt to stop him in his tracks so he wouldn’t expose himself to the neighbors, “Fix your ro-“

But when Parker’s Dad stepped on the robe belt, Parker didn’t stop bolting toward the front door, and Parker’s Dad inadvertently caused the robe to pull right off his son’s body.

This didn’t phase Parker one bit, who didn’t even realize he was heading out the door naked as the day he was born, aside for the sunglasses in his hand.

Parker ran toward the driveway freaking out in the best possible way. He jumped up and down all around, his wiener bouncing every which way possible.

Parker’s Dad could not believe his eyes. He almost wanted to laugh. “Should I tell him,” he thought, after seeing his son’s bare nakedness glisten in the Morning sun.

Parker, on the other hand, couldn’t believe his Mom and Dad did this! He was so happy that he jumped on he hood of his new car and struck a pose, in nothing but his Birthday suit.

Mom hurried out the door with her camera. “I can’t wait to get a picture of Parker!” she exclaimed.

Mom got to the driveway and couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of her baby boy showing off on his new car. “I don’t even think he knows he’s naked, honey.”

“Just take it.” Dad laughed.

Parker’s Mom stood in front of Parker, and got in position to snap a few cheeky pictures of her son posing on the hood of his brand new car.

“Parker, say cheese,” she laughed to herself.

“Chee- WHOA! I’M NAKED, MOM!” Parker panicked, using the card to cover his dick and balls.

It was too late though. Parker’s Mom ended up getting the embarrassing picture of her baby boy on his 18th Birthday.

“Playing In The Yard”

An ENM story

Part 2

I sat naked, hiding behind a moderately sized shrub outside. My balls laid atop fresh mulch my Mom had spread across the landscape the week prior. While it felt wonderful, I could not stop shaking at my humiliating predicament.

As my Mom kept calling my name, I realized I was more and more likely to be seen like this. Currently locked out from complicity, and my only way inside being to jolt past my Mom in the nude, I decided to remain in my spot— naked as the day I was born, behind a bush, and now, pretty sweaty from the afternoon sun.

M: “Blake!… BLAKE! Can you come inside and please pick up your clothes!?”

She knew I was out here somewhere. My car was in the driveway, my phone was in the kitchen, and I am always telling her if I’m going anywhere— plus, because of ongoing lockdowns, where was I going to go anyway? She knew damn well I was nearby.

The longer I was outside naked, and the more I was playing hide-and-go-seek with my Mom, the more arousing my situation became. My pecker was pointing straight up to the clear blue sky. I, in no way, ever wanted to be seen naked by her at this age, but the prospect of getting caught was exhilarating for some reason.

“Should I just hop out and act normal, playing around the yard naked like I was just a little guy again?” I thought to myself.

“Is there even a way out of this?”

“Will I ever be able—

As I was imagining different scenarios in my head, a jolt of water rushed up and into my ass from the underground sprinkler system my parents got installed earlier in the spring.

While I’ll admit, it felt wonderful, it also came as a shock, causing me to jump straight up and out from behind the bush where I had been hiding.

Now in the yard on the side of the house, I could have came right there. The way that water hit me was nothing short of life-changing. Perhaps I learned something about myself I hadn’t yet discovered, but know wasn’t the time to think about that because my Mom was only 10 feet away, pulling weeds, but facing the other way.

Still, there was no way to get by her without my naked, wet body, and raging boner being completely exposed.

Every bit of me wanted to move and find another hiding spot, but I was completely frozen. I couldn’t fathom her seeing me like this, but something inside me wasn’t allowing my feet to move. It’s like they were glued down as every other part of me was shaking in anticipation from complete embarrassment.

In a pitiful manner, I even tried to hold my erection down, only for it to cause me to grimace. I let it go and it sprung straight up again.

Perhaps my freshly “manscapped,” well, bald look would buy me some innocence, but there was nothing pure about what my peepee was doing. Harder than it had possibly ever been, throbbing outside on this hot, summer day.

As I stood there, I slowly muttered the strength to clear my throat. Not getting a reaction from my Mom, I did it again, but this time, a bit louder.

That’s when she heard, and turned around.

Her eyebrows went so far up her forehead you’d think they’d flew off.

M: “Bl… Blake!?”

She looked me up and down— every inch of my bare naked, sweaty, aroused body examined like she was seeing me all over again for the first time.

Me: “Mind if I run past ya and get back inside? I—Uh, long story..”

In my life, I had never seen my Mom jump up and run so quickly. I didn’t quite know where she was going, but I had a small feeling, after seeing her eyes and the smirk on her face, something told me if I didn’t beat her to the back door, I was screwed.

“MOM!” I yelled, running after her.

As I was about to catch up to her, the wet grass became my kryptonite. My legs flew out from under me like a silly Saturday Morning cartoon.

Then, laying naked on my back in the wet grass, I heard the door open, the door slam shut, and a quick noise that was nothing other than a lock being secured.

End Of Part 2

scbromo:

Jakob could pretty much get his younger brother, Bradley, to do just about anything for 20 bucks. Bradley, being unemployed, went through with any dare, public or private, no matter how embarrassing it was, or how exposed he’d be, because he was out of work, and in desperate need of the money.

So my Dad caught me running naked in the field today, and this happened. Should I take the offer? Help a naked boy out lol.