#nct dream incorrect texts

Mark: What’s wrong with Haechan?

Jeno: He’s been sitting in the dark while listening to Lily Allen for 2 hours.

Mark:Why?

Renjun: Haechan some of us need to watch TV in here.

Haechan: Go tell that to your whore.

Renjun: That was my therapist, she was giving me her number just in case of an emergency.

Haechan: Why don’t you call me in an emergency?

Renjun: Look at what you’re doing right now. I’d call Jaemin first he’s helpful albiet odd.

Jaemin: *trying to catch lazers Jisung & Chenle are playing with*

Haechan: Are you making love to Jaemin?

Renjun: Haechan, I need you to get the Fuck out of my house and never come back. Cause I will hurt you.

Haechan: I don’t mean to be rude but I’m a 10 you’re a 2. How would anyone think I was dating you. When Renjun, Jeno and Jaemin are standing right there.

Mark: You can’t say you don’t mean to be rude then proceed to be rude. I was just telling you what I read.

Jaemin: What makes you think any of us would date YOU?

Renjun: I don’t even want to be in the same room as you.

Jeno: You’re at most an 8 on a good day.

Haechan:…..I see.

Haechan: *stares out the window as it rains for two straight hours*