#donghyuck
Haechan,Yangyang & Beomgyu *make eye contact and walk towards each other*
Kun: *picks Yangyang up* Not on my watch.
Yeonjun: *picks Beomgyu up* Absolutely not.
Doyoung: *picks Haechan up* Don’t let them look at each other.
*Dark clouds roll in*
Kun: It’s happening.
Yeonjun: Run! Run for your life! Don’t let them go!
Yangyang:One.
Haechan:Two.
Beomgyu:Three.
Haechan,Yangyang & Beomgyu: *bites Doyoung,Kun & Yeonjun and runs*
Kun: What has been released into mankind?
Yeonjun: The end.
Mark: What’s wrong with Haechan?
Jeno: He’s been sitting in the dark while listening to Lily Allen for 2 hours.
Mark:Why?
Renjun: Haechan some of us need to watch TV in here.
Haechan: Go tell that to your whore.
Renjun: That was my therapist, she was giving me her number just in case of an emergency.
Haechan: Why don’t you call me in an emergency?
Renjun: Look at what you’re doing right now. I’d call Jaemin first he’s helpful albiet odd.
Jaemin: *trying to catch lazers Jisung & Chenle are playing with*
Haechan: Are you making love to Jaemin?
Renjun: Haechan, I need you to get the Fuck out of my house and never come back. Cause I will hurt you.
Yuta: Hey why are you touching my girlfriend?
Doyoung: It’s a donut.
Yuta: Yeah my girlfriend
Doyoung: Yuta, did you Fuck this donut?
Yuta: What me and my girlfriend do is none of your business.
Doyoung: *drops the donut gathers his things and walks out the door*
Haechan: Did you really Fuck that donut?
Yuta: No, I just like fucking with him.
Haechan: It’s the best thing to do.
Yuta: It is. I will Fuck this donut though.
Jaemin: How do you make someone fall in love with you?
Taeyong: You can’t make someone fall in love with you. You just have to meet the right person.
Doyoung: When you meet them you won’t have to force it.
Yuta: Here’s what you do. You give them attention, then take it away. Give them attention and take it away. Love is a about edging them then not letting them have it when they’re really close, then repeat.
Doyoung: That’s not love.
Taeyong: That’s how you create obsession.
Yuta: Yeah, love.
Doyoung: Obsession is not love.
Haechan: What are you talking about? Obsession and Love is the same thing.
Yuta: See Haechan agrees.
Doyoung: That’s not someone you want on your side.
Jaemin: No, no they make sense.
Doyoung: We should just duct tape Yuta’s mouth.
Taeyong:Yeah, He’d probably like that.
Haechan: I don’t mean to be rude but I’m a 10 you’re a 2. How would anyone think I was dating you. When Renjun, Jeno and Jaemin are standing right there.
Mark: You can’t say you don’t mean to be rude then proceed to be rude. I was just telling you what I read.
Jaemin: What makes you think any of us would date YOU?
Renjun: I don’t even want to be in the same room as you.
Jeno: You’re at most an 8 on a good day.
Haechan:…..I see.
Haechan: *stares out the window as it rains for two straight hours*
Hellboy Hyuck!
[3:38 pm]
haechan is sitting on the couch in the dressing room when you enter. you decided to surprise him before a show, having not seen him for quite a while due to quarantine. you rush over to where he is sitting, and when his eyes land on you, he gasps and opens his arms wide.
“hihaechan,” you giggle as he eagerly pulls you into his lap. you play with his hair as he he cranes his neck up to look at you.
“i missed you so much,” he pouts and you kiss him. he buries his face into the warmth of your chest as he continues to hold you. “you smell nice.”
his grip on you is so tight you can’t help but beam at the fact he has been so eager to see you.
nct dream fireflies lockscreens []
— don’t repost
— like/reblog if you like/save
soft donghyuck icons 2/2 ⛅️
✎ like/reblog if you like or save
✎ don’t repost please
✎ give credits to he6jins on twitter
soft donghyuck icons 1/2
✎ like/reblog if you like or save
✎ don’t repost please
✎ give credits to he6jins on twitter
.˚ ()┊➸ nct lockscreens °.
like/reblog if you like or save
haechan: so are we fighting or flirting right now?
renjun: my hand is literally around your throat hyuck
haechan: that doesn’t answer my question
taeil: what do you wanna do tonight?
haechan: world domination
taeil: that’s a little ambitious, isn’t it?
haechan: you’re my world
taeil: aw, that’s sweet- WAIT
mark: i had a fight with yuta yesterday. i told him to take what’s his and leave the dorm
haechan: oh my god, what did he do?
mark: he picked me up and left
taeyong: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by haechan
renjun: *raises hand*
mark: *raises hand*
doyoung: *raises hand*
jeno, not even in the same room: *raises hand*
haechan: *raises hand*
i put black suit’s teaser over we boom
