#nct incorrect quotes

Haechan,Yangyang & Beomgyu *make eye contact and walk towards each other*

Kun: *picks Yangyang up* Not on my watch.

Yeonjun: *picks Beomgyu up* Absolutely not.

Doyoung: *picks Haechan up* Don’t let them look at each other.

*Dark clouds roll in*

Kun: It’s happening.

Yeonjun: Run! Run for your life! Don’t let them go!

Yangyang:One.

Haechan:Two.

Beomgyu:Three.

Haechan,Yangyang & Beomgyu: *bites Doyoung,Kun & Yeonjun and runs*

Kun: What has been released into mankind?

Yeonjun: The end.

Bangchan: Where have you two been it’s been three weeks?

Hyunjin: We went to the American girl doll store and Disney world.

Felix: And the Barbie Dream House in Sunrise, Fl.

Hyunjin: And we ate so much. Why have you never taken us to IHOP?

Felix: There was also that orgy.

Hyunjin: And the cougar bar. I was very popular there.

Jungwoo: Too popular.

Felix: It was a confusing vacation.

Taeyong: What did you two do to them?

Jungwoo:Everything.

Yuta: And more.

Hyunjin: I also got a back tattoo.

Felix: Me too. They match.

Bangchan: That actually sounds fun. I wanna go.

Rest of Stray Kids: Me too!

Yuta: Back to the van!

Jeongin: So about this cougar bar.

Jungwoo: No, you can’t come, Hyunjin is already too much competition.

Mark: What’s wrong with Haechan?

Jeno: He’s been sitting in the dark while listening to Lily Allen for 2 hours.

Mark:Why?

Renjun: Haechan some of us need to watch TV in here.

Haechan: Go tell that to your whore.

Renjun: That was my therapist, she was giving me her number just in case of an emergency.

Haechan: Why don’t you call me in an emergency?

Renjun: Look at what you’re doing right now. I’d call Jaemin first he’s helpful albiet odd.

Jaemin: *trying to catch lazers Jisung & Chenle are playing with*

Haechan: Are you making love to Jaemin?

Renjun: Haechan, I need you to get the Fuck out of my house and never come back. Cause I will hurt you.

Yuta: Hey why are you touching my girlfriend?

Doyoung: It’s a donut.

Yuta: Yeah my girlfriend

Doyoung: Yuta, did you Fuck this donut?

Yuta: What me and my girlfriend do is none of your business.

Doyoung: *drops the donut gathers his things and walks out the door*

Haechan: Did you really Fuck that donut?

Yuta: No, I just like fucking with him.

Haechan: It’s the best thing to do.

Yuta: It is. I will Fuck this donut though.

Mark: Johnny I have a problem.

Johnny: Again? You can marry her but I really need you to wear a condom. Don’t listen to Yuta.

Mark:What?

Johnny: Sorry I thought you were Jungwoo. What’s up?

Mark: Wait what does Jungwoo have going on?

Johnny: It’s a long story. What’s you’re problem?

Mark: I honestly forgot. What is Jungwoo doing out there?

Johnny: Whatever a Jungwoo does.

Jungwoo: Johnnyyyy, I need your help.

Johnny: Gotta go. Jungwoo do not talk to Yuta about it I’m coming.

Yuta: When I walk into a room I want to fill the room with dark energy. Bringing a dark cloud every where I go

Minho: I want people to feel emotionally,spiritually and physically drained the moment they enter my auric field.

Yuta: A psychic vampire. I respect that. I’m a Sanguinarian vampire.

Minho: You drink blood? I would love to do that one day.

Bangchan: Are they aware they are the brightest shining lights in our life and makes us happier when they’re around?

Taeyong: Let them live in their Scorpio delusions.

Taeil: Do you ever wonder what goes on in Johnny’s mind when he’s staring out the window like that?

Johnny: *in his mind* I want my baby back baby back. I want my baby back baby back.

Johnny: *out loud* Chiliiii’s Baby Back riiiiiiibs!

Doyoung: No I do not.

Johnny: How is it my fault we couldn’t go to cochella?

Jaehyun: You’re conspiring against my happiness.

Johnny: Dude, you think I didnt want to go? 2ne1 was there.

Jaehyun: Also Harry Styles, Doja Cat, the city girls and Megan The Stallion. Megan The STALLION Johnny! My wife. You don’t want me to meet her cause you want her all for yourself.

Johnny: I mean yeah I wouldn’t turn her down.

Jaehyun: I knew it! Traitor!

Johnny: But you are not in a relationship with her. Namjoon is in more of relationship with her then you.

Jaehyun: Yet, Johnny. Yet. And didn’t I tell you not to mention his name. I will fight him to get next to her.

Johnny: I think all of Bts fought each other to get next to her. But you know Namjoon could kick your ass.

Jaehyun: Ha, Yoongi sure but Namjoon I’d like to see him try.

Taeyong: Jaehyun you’re getting worked up, here eat some ice.

Jaehyun: *chewing ice*

Taeyong: *petting Jaehyun* you like eating ice don’t you?

Mark: What the fuck goes on around here?

Jaemin: How do you make someone fall in love with you?

Taeyong: You can’t make someone fall in love with you. You just have to meet the right person.

Doyoung: When you meet them you won’t have to force it.

Yuta: Here’s what you do. You give them attention, then take it away. Give them attention and take it away. Love is a about edging them then not letting them have it when they’re really close, then repeat.

Doyoung: That’s not love.

Taeyong: That’s how you create obsession.

Yuta: Yeah, love.

Doyoung: Obsession is not love.

Haechan: What are you talking about? Obsession and Love is the same thing.

Yuta: See Haechan agrees.

Doyoung: That’s not someone you want on your side.

Jaemin: No, no they make sense.

Doyoung: We should just duct tape Yuta’s mouth.

Taeyong:Yeah, He’d probably like that.

Haechan: I don’t mean to be rude but I’m a 10 you’re a 2. How would anyone think I was dating you. When Renjun, Jeno and Jaemin are standing right there.

Mark: You can’t say you don’t mean to be rude then proceed to be rude. I was just telling you what I read.

Jaemin: What makes you think any of us would date YOU?

Renjun: I don’t even want to be in the same room as you.

Jeno: You’re at most an 8 on a good day.

Haechan:…..I see.

Haechan: *stares out the window as it rains for two straight hours*

Johnny: I have to be honest. I’m back on those drugs I quit. I kept my dealer’s number.

Jaehyun: I never quit in the first place. I just got high with Jisung and Chenle at dream’s dorm. I didn’t want to influence you.

Johnny: You’re such a good friend. Supporting my sobriety.

Jaehyun: Of course. So you want me to call Chenle.

Johnny: Please, I just ran out.

Mark: Does Chenle sell drugs?

Johnny: Please catch up. You should know this.

Mark: How am I suppose to know who sell and does drugs.

Johnny: Chenle, Renjun, Haechan, Yuta, Jisung and Yangyang sell. Everyone but Doyoung and Kun smokes weed.

Mark: Why don’t you invite me?

Johnny: You give major cop’s son vibes.

Mark: I do?

Jaehyun: Oh yeah, hella narc vibes.

Taeyong: What do you guys have to say to Doyoung?

Renjun: Sorry I tried to set you on fire

Haechan: Sorry I threw a snake at you.

Johnny: Sorry I dared them to set you on fire and throw a snake at you. I didn’t think they’d do it.

Doyoung: You knew they’d do it.

Johnny: Yeah, it was so funny. I’d do it again.

Haechan: Me too. Someone get me a snake.

Johnny: *hands Haechan a snake* Here.

Taeyong: Throw it, Haechan aim for his mouth.

Doyoung:Hey!

Taeyong: It was funny Doyoung.

Johnny: Where are you two going?

Jungwoo:Florida.

Johnny:Why?

Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”

Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.

Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.

Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.

Johnny: What do you think she has for you?

Doyoung: Don’t ask that.

Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.

Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?

Jungwoo: Of course.

Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.

Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.

01 liners drinking party

sungchan: /takes a sip of goryangju at chenle’s house/

sungchan, holding back visible tears: /winces/ not bad

chenle: weak /downs entire shot/

chenle, now also holding back visible tears: see? weak.

sungchan: i see tears

chenle, blinking profusely:incorrect

idk lol

shotaro: how many holes does a straw have

jisung: 2, of course

chenle: pfft no you ass it’s 1

jisung: (looking at sungchan expectantly) well?

sungchan:

sungchan: hear me out

sungchan: if a straw has 1 hole, then technically your mouth and your asshole-

jisung: NOOO WE’RE ON AIR

hendery: *eats all the chips*

kun and winwin at the poker table:

hendery: what if you kept a horse mask on 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any better and then one day you take off the mask

yangyang: that’s a great idea!

taeyong: no. stop

nct china line: must be nice. being rich instead of having to develop a personality

sm: shut up

nct china line: buy my silence

haechan: so are we fighting or flirting right now?

renjun: my hand is literally around your throat hyuck

haechan: that doesn’t answer my question

kun:hey

ten: -now you’re an allstar

kun: nevermind, i’m leaving