#nervous laughter
i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him
When a client has a nervous laugh and I’m trying not to mirror them so I’m just like,
no mom i can’t im busy making gifs for my lil blog so that my mutuals can validate me in the tags
Greetings Rogue One fans! To celebrate that it has been six months since Rogue One and these Iconic Space Gays™ graced us with their love, you are invited to participate in dailyspiritassassin’s summer 2017 fanworks exchange! Interested? Read on!
HOW TO ENTER
- you don’t have to be following us, but it would be nice!
- reblog this post before Friday, June 23, 2017
- fill out this form by June 23 so we can match you with a gift giver
- as long as it’s still June 23 somewhere, we’ll still be accepting applications
- have your inbox or IM open so we can contact you with info!
SCHEDULE
- Sign-ups: June 1 - June 23
- Assignments out: by June 30
- Drop out deadline: August 1
- Assignments due/posting date: August 15
MORE INFO
- please do not reveal yourself to your recipient until the posting date!
- when you post your gift, please tag us either in the body of the post or in the first five tags so we can reblog it here!
- feel free to tag any posts related to this challenge with #spiritassassinexchange so we can keep an eye on what’s going on and catch any issues as they arise!
- feel free to contact your recipient on anon if you’re having a hard time brainstorming ideas or if you just want to get a better sense of what kind of content they like! it’s generally nice in gift exchanges to send your recipient a nice anonymous message or two anyways!
- if you have to drop out, please notify us ASAP or at least two weeks before August 15 - there is no penalty for dropping out, but please let us know as early as possible so we can find a pinch-hitter for your recipient
- another post with posting guidelines will be posted closer to the posting date!
- if you have any questions or run into any problems, please feel free to direct them to dailyspiritassassin or the admin via ask or IM
EVEN MORE INFO: WHAT’S A FANWORKS EXCHANGE/WHAT AM I COMMITTING TO?
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the thing is not only is Jonathan Harker a lawyer, he’s a lawyer who JUST passed the bar. studying for and taking the bar melts your fucking brain so bad. all of his common sense has been replaced with property law. instead of brain there is short essay about insurance consumer protection. I guarantee he still remembers all six kinds of homicide in detail despite the fact that he will never touch criminal law in his life. it is honestly a miracle that he even made it far enough to get seduced by Dracula
me: I will do things when I am less tired
me: *never becomes less tired*
me: oh no
