#nyc pigeons don’t like harley

[Harley after he moves to NYC]

Harley: *talking to Peter on the phone* Does mace work on birds???

Peter: *miffed* what?

Harley: if a pigeon is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent?

Peter: Um……… what????

Harley: *screaming into the phone as indignant and pissed off squacking of a pigeon is going on in the background* THIS IS A TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!!!!