#oh boy 3am
The opposite of “easy peasy, lemon squeezey” is “stressed depressed, lemon zest”
Saliva is filtered blood
If a potato and a pumpkin were combined it’d be a sweet potato
Having jesus take the wheel is not smart because jesus never learned how to drive and cars didn’t exist when he was around
If you say 666 fast enough it sounds like a vsco girls sksksksks
Speed walking is the same as slow running
Cells multiply by dividing
Saying eighteen is the same as saying a teen
All words are technically slang
Surgeons save your life by stabbing you in a very special way
Google earth is one big time machine
When your holding babies your holding them bridal style
What if thoughts is just us remembering certain words to form sentences
You can’t ever stand backwards you’ll always be facing forwards no matter what
Chairs are small tables with a backrest
There’s a slim but likely chance that you’re on google earth
Why was Tinker Bell surprised when she found out she was a tinker fairy? Her name has the word ‘tinker’ in it
Stools are just artificial height
Parents who wake up their kids every morning are just human alarm clocks
The most stressful thing about connect the dots is finding the first dot
