#its 3am
concept: every version of the afterlife exists. as people get older, they hire Professional Consultants who evaluate their clients’ life choices & afterlife options, and advise each individual on which branch of which religion to convert to before death, in order to enjoy a Premium Afterlife Experience™
Maybe this happened in ratatouille.
“She believed in heaven, so she’s covered, you know, afterlife-wise”
I seek the validation and attention from strangers. So please, in this corona rittled world, interact with this post, share comment, repost, use it as a means to get your own attention. Let’s face the facts, we’re just all a little lonely
i hate angry stress crying
Anyone else got a crush on Michael Myers?
i stayed up all night working on this playlist. i’m going to sleep now. here’s a sleeping playlist i made. the songs on there are soft and slow. feel free to check it out and give it listen.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 3AM playlist to sleep to.*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
The Old Testament is the prequel to the New Testament in the Bible
The most unrealistic things in movies is when the car doesn’t beeb when the characters have their seatbelt off
The phrase “objects in the mirror are closer than they appear” in review mirrors sounds more philosophical than it is
All children only love their parents due to Stockholm syndrome
The words wine and dinner combined is winner
Why does the word fridge have a d in it but the word refrigerator doesn’t?
Doctors have complete control over whether you live or die
Our noses are made up of two oxygen holes
If you’re the only person on a planet and half the population gets cut in half, are you cut in half?
Are Apple’s apps not only short for applications but for APPle?
The word disease has the word die in it
What if right side up is actually upside down and we’re all like bats?
Does satan have a mother?
How did the Black Death become a children’s song?
What happens if you do 0 divided by 0?
Does lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance?
Duct tape can solve many problems
There are people out who dress manikins all day.
Pop socket backwards is socket pop which sounds a lot like sock puppet
