#oh my god oh my god
no thoughts head empty only gay pirates
Koridai and Courage lore plus general headcanons people.
I’m sorry guys
It’s been a while since I’ve drawn all 9
Really enjoyed how I drew the blush on yesterday’s drawing so I’m now making it a permanent artstyle thingy
Anyway wooo smithy time let’s gooo
Like to suck on my nipple piercings
Reblog to suck on my bulge
Tip: $katelyndanger
only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching
warnings.fruit, spitting, fem receiving oral, slight exhibitionism
you can’t help but notice how sensually kamo choso eats mangoes. you feel bad for it, eating mangoes isn’t supposed to be sensual. you’re not supposed to get hot and bothered by watching your boyfriend eat fruit. but the way he swirls his tongue around the tip, collects all of the liquid and swallows and breathlessly sighs after taking a bite makes you seriously, really believe that he’s doing it on purpose.
“‘s so yummy,” he says and it’s breathy. his cheeks are flushed pink because of the summer heat, his hair is tied in a messy low bun. “ya wanna try some?”
you’re not really paying attention to his words — eyes glued to the way mango nectar drips from his chin, onto his bare chest. you have the fleeing thought of you in between his legs, tongue flat against his tits.
he’s smirking. he knows the effect he has on you. “my love?” the pet name makes you shiver on this hot, sunny summer day. you hum in questioning. “do you wanna try some? it’s really good.”
“yeah. mhm.” you’re about to get up from the lousy beach chair, but he beats you to it. choso has a knee in between your thighs — one hand on the back of the chair, supporting him, other still holding his mango. he sucks on the mango, eyes on yours, then kisses you — lips wet and sweet and sticky.
ALSO IS THAT SIR PATRICK STEWART??? PROFESSOR XAVIER IN MCU
the lover(s)
Shelf on the Shelf
idk I thought these looked nice
poems that are too much for a wednesday morning
microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now
Amazon’s Elrond: “I am a politically ambitious young elven leader, looking to seek connections between the dwarves and the elves.”
Tolkien’s Elrond: “I am either here to sing or fuck…and I’m all out of harps.”
#give elrond a harp2022
[ID: A chest-up portait of Elrond. He’s a brown-skinned man with black hair and light eyes wearing blue robes and holding a silver harp, which has one side fashioned to look like a dark-haired person crying, the other like a light-haired person with a coronet. End ID]
Is that…?
I’VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER
Thinking about Takatoshi and Okino I may kill myself
Jacky-boy my favorite imaginary cowboy (circa. 1897)
w-wait hold on it’s not even Children’s Law Day it’s RUG RATS LAW CLASS?!