#oh yeah
The kinkiest, most unholy smut fanfic you’ve ever read was probably written by an aro/ace
Start constructing the Isthmus Canal, which everybody else prior to you, failed to do
rubbing your palm on the head of a boy’s cock while he’s tied to the bed and all he can do is whine and wiggle his hips>>>>>
rubbing your palm on the head of a boy’s cock while he’s tied to the bed and all he can do is whine and wiggle his hips>>>>>
I love Hotch’s….wallpaper in Brothers Hotchner jfc
The only thing missing from AWOL is Sixty’s chaotic ass :/
Seeing as it’s 2020-
that’s all folks! : )
Doggust Day #30 - Leonberger
Hot take: good writing is where you can see a story beat or “plot twist” coming from a mile off, but you’re sitting there just wondering how exactly it’s going to happen
case in point: this scene from Into the Spiderverse:
I also saw the twist at the end of Detective Pikachu nearly an hour before the ending, yet I was sitting there for the rest of the movie like “OH SHIT I GET IT” with a bigass goofy grin on my face. The point is: unseeable twists don’t inherently make a story better. You can know the spoilers to something and still enjoy it! A good piece of media won’t be ruined by you knowing what’s coming. The most important part is that it keeps the tension going.
*Writing novel with 4 protagonists, 2 of whom are lesbians*
Lalalalallalalalalalla….
*Third protagonist is surprise asexual*
*Squints* Huh. That explains it.
LALALALLALALLlalallalalalalla……
Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-
This post uses big brain humor