#onlyingotham
Contrary to popular belief, Santa in Gotham is Black. Two years ago I was vibing on my apartment complex’s rooftop, nursing an eggnog and I saw Black Santa. We made eye contact and homie started to crip walk???
He ain’t with the crips tho, he told me he in no gang.yoU SAW SANTA?!?!
Yeah? I honestly thought some other people encountered him, he’s hella hard to miss. But every year, after his rounds in Gotham, he chills with me for a lil bit on the apartment roof. He brings me some nice antique wine, and I give him eggnog with my famous chocolate chunk walnut cookies.
Santa is honestly so baller.
(Y’all missing out, homie can GET DOWNNN. And He can do everything from twerking to whining. I’m sorta convinced he’s Caribbean just by how legendary his whining is, THEM HIPPPPS)
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
?????
THERES GOOD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS BUT IM VERY SHOCKED ABOUT IT
oh, good i was worried someone might’ve died again
GOOD NEWS: MURDER GRANDMA IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDMA
GOOD NEWS: YOUR ACTUAL GRANDMA IS WONDER WOMAN
OH! FANTASTIC! GREAT NEWS! NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION!! BUT ITS GREAT!!
YEP! I AM HALF AMAZON WHICH IS V COOL
IT IS!
do you get to go to their neat island now?
I think so!! I’ll ask mom
that’s so awesome!
if you do,, could you like,, take pictures of some of the architecture, since it’s,,, yknow, original ancient greek and roman design,,, that’s still almost completely intact?
Kiddo I’m gonna ask if I can take you and Pete withme
oh my god, seriously?
pete might be the science geek, but i’m a huge history nerd and i’ve always thought themyscira’s architecture were absolutely breathtaking especially with the waterfallsugh im excited now.
SHE SAID YES
GET YOUR THINGS IM TAKING YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK WE’RE GOIN THE THEMYSCIRA
FUCK YEAHHHH
SHES BRINGING YOU ANOTHER PET TIGER, APPARENTLY
YES!! OH MY GOD YES!! OH! OH! MALE OR FEMALE??
FEMALE ALSO SHES COMING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK FAST
OH SHIT OKAY, OKAY, IM PACKING LIKE A MADMAN RIGHT NOW
YOUR EMERGENCY BAG IS ON THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD UNDER YOUR NIGHTSTAND IF YOU NEED IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPIDER CHILD
OH SHIT YEAH EMERGENCY BAG!
AND I THOUGHT HE WAS AT NED’S?? IS HE NOT???
IM HERE IM HERE HOLD ON LEMME GET THROUGH MY WINDOW
Have fun guys!
