#paralegal
When clients call the firm way after hours
Ich fühle mich bedroht
i have questions about German and lawyers
If you’re dating a german boy and he doesn’t treat you as good as his lawyer, cram your Apfelschorle into your purse and get out of there. He doesn’t deserve you.
Oh mein Gott zes is ein date with his lawyermännen
This is just what being a ReFa, PaFa (German paralegal) or law firm assistant is like
Me, showing a man who makes 3 times my yearly salary how to save a Word document as a PDF
Studying for my HR/salary calculations exam with my dad who used to work in HR his whole working life, and so far half of that is him being confused by my exercises because “no one calculates that themselves anymore, we’ve had computer programs doing that for ages” and the other half is him getting excited about it and just blazing through everything because it provides enrichment in the pensioner enclosure I guess, while I just sit there downing the third coffee of the day and hoping the caffeine sieves out and retains some pieces of the flood of information that just goes in one ear and out the other thanks to sleep deprivation. Love vocational college; 10/10 would not recommend.