#pfffft

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rosecaffelatte:

Goshiki: The doctor said that I only have three days to live.

Semi: What?! Are you dying?!

Goshiki: No, the doctor just doesn’t like me.

[Shortly before.]

Dr. Shirabu: I swear, you won’t leave this office alive if you ever decide to come back!

cockroachgirl1997:

cockroachgirl1997:

kisses you with tongue

tomberensonsghost:

Book one: Jake came out of the locker in his lizard fashion.

badhxhmemes:

“he’s my comfort character!” then comfort him, he’s drowning in an indescribable emptiness right about now

hunterbiden:

the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church

saturn0va:

sigma male aki #Grindset #Grustle

doubleca5t:

tweet from @doubleca5t: we must start sucking and fucking at pride parades to scare off the large corporations. they may feel comfortable pandering to the gay community while lobbying against our rights in private but we'll see how comfortable they are pandering to my cock and ballsALT
reply from @dasturbo: read this in Bernie's voice in my headALT

kakashis-kunoichi:

aubergeen:

mariesminds:

mariesminds:

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

THIS ONE

i can see it

This destroyed me.

bloodytales:This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for

bloodytales:

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.


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yeehawshira:

Villain apologist? Nah, I don’t apologize for anyone. What my lover does on his days off is not my business.

jeza-red:tygermama:jeza-red:sigun-i-loki:Thranduil, Bard and Dain by nico.  Thranduil: I liked you

jeza-red:

tygermama:

jeza-red:

sigun-i-loki:

Thranduil, Bard and Dain by nico.  

Thranduil: I liked you better when you were a brunette!

Dain: …that was my cousin Thorin.

Thranduil: …

Dain: He’s been dead for the last 10 years.

Thranduil: … 

Bard: *suffers in silence* 

I always wonder why dwarves don’t dick-punch elves more

Probably because they think it would be a wasted effort as in their eyes Elves have no balls ;)


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transgenderer:

I’m literally so normal. People often come up to me on the street and say “wow, you’re so normal it’s incredible, how can I become as normal as you?” And I say “I’m sorry I cannot help you, it simply comes naturally to me, I don’t even have to try” and they walk away disappointed. And my normal heart aches for them

lansplaining:

lansplaining:

WWX’s face when he hears Jin Ling yelling outside the temple akshfhkahs

@allhallowsxig “every major clan leader and their disciples were there, that isn’t enough

beezorp:

gayweeddaddy69:

spaghettioverdose:

kamoi:

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China



cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

deathtokillian:

yesperono:

hater-of-terfs:

dont-pray-for-my-sins:

butchflirt:

remember, a hard hat and a hi-vis vest, and a friend with their own hard hat, hi-vis vest and a clipboard, and you can get away with all sorts of things

just remember that if anyone asks, act irritated that you were called in on your day off because the guy who was supposed to do it fell sick, then catch yourself and say “anyway, no time to chat, i got a quota to meet” before grumbling about how you should have listened to your mother.

That bar is to prevent unhoused people from sleeping there, for anyone who doesn’t understand why we’re removing it

this is like the eighth time I’ve seen this post and it took me until now to realize they mean recycle the metal bar and use the money you get for it to buy food, not that you should eat the bar ‍♂️

Eat the bar to assert dominance

babiebucky:

this is immensely funny to me

queercoded-disney-villain:

Obsessed with fanart on Tumblr because

You’ll see the most beautiful depiction of a character you could ever dream of. It’s truly transcendent art that clearly had hours and hours poured into it so this wonderful creator could share a fraction of their love for this fandom. 

And then the artist captioned it as “scrunkly little bastard man”

largishcat:

finally a fully inclusive list

jodywegner:The problem with helmets in Dragon Age….

jodywegner:

The problem with helmets in Dragon Age….


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leikeima:

Meme redraw >:)

noire73: Maybe I went a bit overboard with this one but i liked how it turned out, but all I can thinoire73: Maybe I went a bit overboard with this one but i liked how it turned out, but all I can thi

noire73:

Maybe I went a bit overboard with this one but i liked how it turned out, but all I can think of is Aziraphale getting extremely worried Crowley, of all beings, would think the Sun was a planet. 

Inspired by this post on Instagram:

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

what quasi-medieval fantasy gets wrong is that it doesn’t make politics stupid enough

it’s all blood and guts this, lust that, scheming wizards and perfidious dukes, blah blah blah

for every character that gets murdered by magic or dragon burps or daggers to the heart there should be two dying of things like “ate too many lampreys” or “was too socially awkward to excuse himself to pee” or like, arresting geese and making them stand trial for being public nuisances

loaded-heron:

just. look

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