#pfffft
Goshiki: The doctor said that I only have three days to live.
Semi: What?! Are you dying?!
Goshiki: No, the doctor just doesn’t like me.
[Shortly before.]
Dr. Shirabu: I swear, you won’t leave this office alive if you ever decide to come back!
kisses you with tongue
Book one: Jake came out of the locker in his lizard fashion.
“he’s my comfort character!” then comfort him, he’s drowning in an indescribable emptiness right about now
the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church
sigma male aki #Grindset #Grustle
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
This destroyed me.
Villain apologist? Nah, I don’t apologize for anyone. What my lover does on his days off is not my business.
I’m literally so normal. People often come up to me on the street and say “wow, you’re so normal it’s incredible, how can I become as normal as you?” And I say “I’m sorry I cannot help you, it simply comes naturally to me, I don’t even have to try” and they walk away disappointed. And my normal heart aches for them
WWX’s face when he hears Jin Ling yelling outside the temple akshfhkahs
@allhallowsxig “every major clan leader and their disciples were there, that isn’t enough”
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
remember, a hard hat and a hi-vis vest, and a friend with their own hard hat, hi-vis vest and a clipboard, and you can get away with all sorts of things
just remember that if anyone asks, act irritated that you were called in on your day off because the guy who was supposed to do it fell sick, then catch yourself and say “anyway, no time to chat, i got a quota to meet” before grumbling about how you should have listened to your mother.
That bar is to prevent unhoused people from sleeping there, for anyone who doesn’t understand why we’re removing it
this is like the eighth time I’ve seen this post and it took me until now to realize they mean recycle the metal bar and use the money you get for it to buy food, not that you should eat the bar ♂️
Eat the bar to assert dominance
this is immensely funny to me
Obsessed with fanart on Tumblr because
You’ll see the most beautiful depiction of a character you could ever dream of. It’s truly transcendent art that clearly had hours and hours poured into it so this wonderful creator could share a fraction of their love for this fandom.
And then the artist captioned it as “scrunkly little bastard man”
finally a fully inclusive list
Meme redraw >:)
what quasi-medieval fantasy gets wrong is that it doesn’t make politics stupid enough
it’s all blood and guts this, lust that, scheming wizards and perfidious dukes, blah blah blah
for every character that gets murdered by magic or dragon burps or daggers to the heart there should be two dying of things like “ate too many lampreys” or “was too socially awkward to excuse himself to pee” or like, arresting geese and making them stand trial for being public nuisances
just. look