#please explain

I think I just found a hack to my productivity?

I need to find a summer job (I know I should already have one, procrastination’s a bitch) but mother’s day is coming up and I need to order my stepmom a gift. I found something I think she’d like but I’m not going to order it until I apply to some jobs. I have everything ready to go, I just have to confirm my order really but I’m going to get the most satisfying outcome out of finishing my tasks. Essentially, I’m giving something without a clear deadline (get a job) a deadline by proxy (can’t order time sensitive gift until I get a job). Kinda a dangerous game if you let things pile up but I think I’m onto something.

galadhremmin:

cuarthol:

galadhremmin:

god i know the blorbo meme is dead and gone but blorbolondë…

king blorbë of the blorbori city blorbolondë refused to grant the bloldor passage over the sea in his ships ….in response the kinslaying was instigated by bleoblor and his sons blordhros, blorglor, blorbogorm, blorbofin, blorbonthir and the blorborussa, as is told in the blorbolantë.

King Blorbë beheld with dismay
As down the dock and up the quay
Much Blorbori bloorb was spilt that day
Upon the shores of Blorbolondë

finally, a fragment of blorglor’s lost epic,

what does this MEAN

spacerebell:

gepostet. gelöscht. wieder gepostet. | daniel’s insta story

glumshoe:

admiral-stingray:

glumshoe:

some of you wanted to see my shrimp

The sheriff was attacked by what exactly????

don’t worry about it

Sheriff attacked by a flying dildo riding a drum - for those that are hearing impaired or just want to know what was said in the background because that is hilariousand I would love to know the story behind it.