#pokemon swsh

I’m losing my god damn mind. I just want a fucking Dracovish in Pokemon Sword, right? It’s a good fishy dragon abomination of nature created in defiance of god. I’m gonna name him Mr. Fish and love him as my beautiful, horrifying son. But the only way to get the drake and fish fossils in Sword is to get the skilled digging bro to dig them up, with a rare chance of him finding the fossils from the other game.

I have had him dig for me. SO MANY TIMES. I’ve gotten SIX drake fossils. Still no fish.

His last dig, he got a record of 11 items. Four bird fossils, and yet another drake. Still no fucking fish. Why does the RNG hate me???

…Also he keeps taking my 500 watts, digging up a single rare bone and then immediately quitting, so honestly I feel like he’s just fucking with me at this point.

imagine being a rodent or a bug in the pokemon universe and a bird catches you and you’re like “oh well, guess i’ll die” and then the bird turns out to be a fucking articuno and it puts you in a torturous hell mindscape for three hours for funsies instead of eating you

would that be fucked up or what

due to that other post i was also thinking about what social media would be like in the pokemon universe

i think people would be a little stupid

Klara

The only reason why I got shield over sword

Today marks the one year mark of the release of Pokémon Sword & Shield; Happy 1st Anniversary!!

All I own here is the art; comments & critique are welcome!!

All made with The Sims 3 and 4!

Things I did over the years, I have no time to make new ones from scratch

You can see the full pictures in my account here on Tumblr or on Instagram as csitaly_sims