#porthos du vallon
![Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3302accd52a24668eba6180879456896/tumblr_o5sdkuijSC1tg5bi7o3_1280.png "Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]")
![Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/863209886379df9461b66f6cd4e87923/tumblr_o5sdkuijSC1tg5bi7o1_1280.png "Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]")
![Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/850cacff6c250e3cbaa619b18add02a0/tumblr_o5sdkuijSC1tg5bi7o2_1280.png "Porthos [plus Athos & D'artagnan] in The Musketeers 3x01[ x ]")
Porthos: Hypothetically speaking
Porthos: At what point does fire become too much fire?
Porthos?? Fire???
Yes, I WILL take the slimmest of excuses to post about him.
I think I’ve seen an angel. He plays a musketeer on tv.
Athos: Porthos will never agree to this plan
Aramis: Sure he will
Athos: He already refused three times
Aramis: Okay, watch a master at work
Aramis, turning to Porthos with puppy eyes: Can we-
Porthos:Yes
Treville: We call that a traumatic event
Treville, turning to Athos: Not a “bruh moment”
Treville, turning to Porthos: Not a “major L”
Treville, turning to Aramis: And not an “oof lmao”
Porthos: Why are you all standing on chairs?
D'Artagnan: We’re playing a game
Aramis: Yeah it’s called “D'Artagnan lost the damn spider”
Porthos: [jumps on a chair]
Aramis: You give me butterflies
Porthos: But I don’t remember giving you butterflies..?
Aramis: No, like butterflies in my stomach!
Porthos: You ATE them?!?!
