#captain treville
Athos: Hang on, how many kids DO you have?
Treville: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Treville: What happened to D’Artagnan?
Athos: Well, some say environment, but I think he was born that way
Treville: If we don’t figure out this security breach, every negative email we’ve ever written about Rochefort is going to be automatically sent to him
D’Artagnan: What emails?
Treville, reading aloud: “Rochefort’s favorite songs: Creep by TLC, and Creep by Radiohead.” Remember THAT?
D’Artagnan:*shrugs*
Treville: How about you Porthos, does this ring a bell? “There’s no way Rochefort hasn’t strangled at least one stripper”
Porthos: I stand by that
Treville: And you Athos; “Rochefort eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him”
Athos: Well that’s not that bad
Treville: “-P.S. we should kill him”
Athos:Ah
Treville: We call that a traumatic event
Treville, turning to Athos: Not a “bruh moment”
Treville, turning to Porthos: Not a “major L”
Treville, turning to Aramis: And not an “oof lmao”
