in general, in terms of media, this year shocks me.
on the one hand, we have “Our Flag Means Death” series, which has a well-written queer representation.
but at the same time, the plot is so intimate that it feels like a fanfic in the “Рirates of the Caribbean” universe, written by Jack Sparrow to fuck up his dad.
on the other hand we have Elden Ring, which is based on Norse mythology.
I don’t think it’s necessary to say what Queen Marika, who created her own male half and even had children from him (sorry spoilers), has in common with Loki, who was not previously called gender fluid just because there was no such term?
and that’s without mentioning the Miquella story arc. this storyline has been haunting me for three days now. (Fuck me, if i know what to think about this shit)
but i hate storytelling in games like dark souls. this annoying understatement, in which it is impossible to trace even one line.
so we have two radically different projects with a great representation but a very strange attitude.
Here the main rewards of the June Patreon pack! If you join before June 1st, you will be able to get this pack once finished. Karin is still a WIP, while Queen Marika and Yor are finished.
Millicent- Absolutely life-changing head. Your strength gone in half a minute with your mind and soul soon to follow. No one else after even comes close, which causes you relationship issues for the rest of your life. Does all of it utterly effortlessly too.
A (SHARBEARER) TIER
Ranni- Extremely skillful and precise. Finds your weakpoints immediately and focuses on them relentlessly. Put the 4 hands to perfect use, working the head, shaft, balls and prostate simultaneously. Teasing dirty talk throughout.
Tanith- No gag reflex. In control throughout the whole process, but makes you feel strong and special. Will spit afterward as if spitting chewing tobacco.
Hyetta- Acts shy when asked for one, but an utter freak once she gets to it. Relentless enthusiasm. The most wet and slimy slurp-and-gurp you ever had to endure in your life. Insists on swallowing.
B (GREATER ENEMY) TIER
Fia- Very good, but textbook. Thoroughly satisfying, but clearly not where her enthusiasm or real skillset lies.
C (BRAVE WARRIOR) TIER
Melina- Waaay overly enthusiastic. Will scare you with how much she will wants to show you her skills, constantly bothering you about it. Actually good when she gets to it, but kinda ruined by constant stupid porn-dialogue quality dirty talk.
Rya- Really doesn’t get it but goes along cheerfully, doing pretty good work all around. Will turn to her snake form during the progress to see if it would help. Whether it does really depends entirely on the receivers personal tastes. Untapped tongue talent.
Nepheli Loux- Good, but not great. Clearly doesn’t really like doing it, but won’t complain either.
Marika- Quiet good, but will definitely be kinda disappointing considering who is giving it. Will act about as smug as possible about making you cum.
D (LOWLY TARNISHED) TIER
Rennala- Creepy due to her current mental state. Just kinda distracted throughout the whole thing.
Sellen- Does not want to do it and it shows. Slurping and licking without any focus or application. Will threaten your life to make sure you don’t tell anyone about her doing it.
Enia- No teeth. If you like old ladies just gumming your meat, shes your gal.
E (OMEN-SHMOMEN) TIER
Roderika- Bless her heart and all, but she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing. Way too anxious and worried if you feel good, constantly interrupting what little feeling you are getting out of it. Afterwards you are the one that feels guilty for some reason.
F (LOATHEOME DUNG EATER) TIER
Malenia- Absolute dogshit. Does not get what you are getting out of it and constantly questions it and complains. And yeah, you get scarlet rot too, duh.
