There’s a lot of characters I love in Elden Ring, and I think they really, really, really deserve a break.
So I invited them all to a BBQ party at the beach.
Happy y'all like these! :’)
Some people asked me for wallpaper versions of it, so here’s a better (1080p) version of it, in normal and dark modes! (please do not repost, instead, reblog!):
Millicent- Absolutely life-changing head. Your strength gone in half a minute with your mind and soul soon to follow. No one else after even comes close, which causes you relationship issues for the rest of your life. Does all of it utterly effortlessly too.
A (SHARBEARER) TIER
Ranni- Extremely skillful and precise. Finds your weakpoints immediately and focuses on them relentlessly. Put the 4 hands to perfect use, working the head, shaft, balls and prostate simultaneously. Teasing dirty talk throughout.
Tanith- No gag reflex. In control throughout the whole process, but makes you feel strong and special. Will spit afterward as if spitting chewing tobacco.
Hyetta- Acts shy when asked for one, but an utter freak once she gets to it. Relentless enthusiasm. The most wet and slimy slurp-and-gurp you ever had to endure in your life. Insists on swallowing.
B (GREATER ENEMY) TIER
Fia- Very good, but textbook. Thoroughly satisfying, but clearly not where her enthusiasm or real skillset lies.
C (BRAVE WARRIOR) TIER
Melina- Waaay overly enthusiastic. Will scare you with how much she will wants to show you her skills, constantly bothering you about it. Actually good when she gets to it, but kinda ruined by constant stupid porn-dialogue quality dirty talk.
Rya- Really doesn’t get it but goes along cheerfully, doing pretty good work all around. Will turn to her snake form during the progress to see if it would help. Whether it does really depends entirely on the receivers personal tastes. Untapped tongue talent.
Nepheli Loux- Good, but not great. Clearly doesn’t really like doing it, but won’t complain either.
Marika- Quiet good, but will definitely be kinda disappointing considering who is giving it. Will act about as smug as possible about making you cum.
D (LOWLY TARNISHED) TIER
Rennala- Creepy due to her current mental state. Just kinda distracted throughout the whole thing.
Sellen- Does not want to do it and it shows. Slurping and licking without any focus or application. Will threaten your life to make sure you don’t tell anyone about her doing it.
Enia- No teeth. If you like old ladies just gumming your meat, shes your gal.
E (OMEN-SHMOMEN) TIER
Roderika- Bless her heart and all, but she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing. Way too anxious and worried if you feel good, constantly interrupting what little feeling you are getting out of it. Afterwards you are the one that feels guilty for some reason.
F (LOATHEOME DUNG EATER) TIER
Malenia- Absolute dogshit. Does not get what you are getting out of it and constantly questions it and complains. And yeah, you get scarlet rot too, duh.
“Everyone who came with me. They crossed the sea for me. They fought, for me. Heh… Only to have their arms taken. Their legs taken. Even their heads…taken. Taken and stuck to the spider.”
Roderika is an NPC from the Elden Ring, you find her in a hut on Stormhill, she is the only one of her detachment who managed to escape from Godrick’s grafts and in which she regrets not doing for her team which turned them in grafts and why she is afraid to enter Stormveil Castle.
She is Spirit Tuner, with which she can improve the invocations with the ashes, later she will join the Roundtable Hold and which becomes an apprentice of the Smithing Master Hewg, which Roderika is grateful to him and considers him as a father for she. I personally find Roderika a very lovable character and you like her very much, plus she gives you the Spirit Jellyfish Ashes, that ash saved my skin against Margit and Godrick.
