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Hiccup: What goes up but never comes down?

Httyd 1 Stoick: The amount of stress you’re bringing to this family

Dagur: Go big or go home!

Hiccup, sobbing: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Go. Home

Dagur: I’m going big!

Fishlegs: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now

Hiccup: There are no books in prison

Fishlegs: Thank you

Ruffnut: When I was a kid, Tuffnut told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year

Snotlout: They are!

Ruffnut: FOR REAL?

Snotlout: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Httyd as Brooklyn 99 quotes

Hiccup


Astrid


Snotlout


The twins


Fishlegs


Heather


Dagur


Viggo

Hiccup: come with me

Hiccup: *stays seated*

Astrid:Hiccup

Hiccup:hm?!

Astrid: people normally move after saying that

Hiccup: oh, yeah. Fell asleep there for a second

Hiccup: Astrid, how is your apology to Snotlout coming?

Astrid: I’ve been working on a letter to send him

Hiccup: yes, I found the draft

Astrid: what did you think?

Hiccup: it was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad

Snotlout: only geniuses can say these four words quickly: eye. Yam. Stew. Peed

Hiccup: oh c’mon, nobody will fall for tha-

Tuffnut:IAMSTUPID

Tuffnut: *is visibly upset*

Hiccup: What happened? I haven’t seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn’t an actual country

Hiccup: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil

The gang: Which is?

Hiccup: If they dislike Toothless, they’re evil.

The gang, nodding their head in agreement: Yeah that makes sense. Then we kill them.

Httyd/rtte as John Mulaney quotes


Hiccup


Astrid


Fishlegs


The twins


Snotlout


Dagur


Heather


Viggo

ashleybenlove:

I know what Hiccup means when he tells Mala that they’ll “be landing soon to water the dragons.” But like, it’s funny to imagine like, Hiccup with like, a watering can pouring water on Toothless’s head.

ivygeorgi:

Over a month of inactivity with a few drawings ready to post, and I still proceed to make my comeback with some spicy art

anyway…

Keep reading

He’s old. He’s bald.

Kidding, just shaved for the sake of experimenting :D

Older Dagur, inspired by another night blabbering with Taffy_271 (IG) and other friends of ours

And… More berserker inspired too.

Another lycan version, but this time it’s genderbent Dagur :> Yeah, he was a speedstinger already, butt.

@Taffy_271 and I made fully genderbent AU, where Dagur and their OC Oleg are different dragon species, when they’re weredragons.

They’re pretty young, mood and attitude is chaotic, so when they got bitten, they gained different dragon form fitting the most to their current state.

Oleg was originally a Smokebreath, but male Oleg is Deathgripper instead.

So together with Dagura, they make a nasty dragon eating duo

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If you want to see the nude version, go ahead and check out my mature Twitter blog - @DirtyNsfw (yes, it wasn’t taken, and I’m surprised too)

There’s also a bunch of other things, for your esthetic, but adult soul.

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