#incorrect httyd quotes
Currently watching HTTYD: Race to the Edge
I just finished S6E6 “Mi Amore Wing” and that episode made me think of this incorrect Hiccstrid quote:
Hiccup: Hey Astrid, do you know what’s stunningly beautiful tonight?
Astrid: (blushing) What?
Hiccup: That Changewing over there. It’s not so often you see them in their natural habitat cause they’re usually invisible, but man, when they reveal themselves, you really appreciate them for the majestic dragon that they are
Astrid, learning to fly Stormfly: this is either madness or brilliance
Hiccup: it’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide
Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend
Hiccup: you kidnapped Astrid?
Kidnapper:yes
Hiccup: lol, good luck with that
Hiccup: What goes up but never comes down?
Httyd 1 Stoick: The amount of stress you’re bringing to this family
Dagur: Go big or go home!
Hiccup, sobbing: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Go. Home
Dagur: I’m going big!
Hiccup: I’m this close to falling in love with Astrid
Fishlegs: Your fingertips are touching
Hiccup:Exactly
Fishlegs: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now
Hiccup: There are no books in prison
Fishlegs: Thank you
Ruffnut: When I was a kid, Tuffnut told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year
Snotlout: They are!
Ruffnut: FOR REAL?
Snotlout: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Httyd as Brooklyn 99 quotes
Hiccup
Astrid
Snotlout
The twins
Fishlegs
Heather
Dagur
Viggo
Hiccup: come with me
Hiccup: *stays seated*
Astrid:Hiccup
Hiccup:hm?!
Astrid: people normally move after saying that
Hiccup: oh, yeah. Fell asleep there for a second
Hiccup: Astrid, how is your apology to Snotlout coming?
Astrid: I’ve been working on a letter to send him
Hiccup: yes, I found the draft
Astrid: what did you think?
Hiccup: it was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad
Snotlout: only geniuses can say these four words quickly: eye. Yam. Stew. Peed
Hiccup: oh c’mon, nobody will fall for tha-
Tuffnut:IAMSTUPID
Tuffnut: *is visibly upset*
Hiccup: What happened? I haven’t seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn’t an actual country
Hiccup, to Zephyr and Nuffink: We are not mad. We are just disappointed
Astrid: No, we are mad
Hiccup: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide
Astrid: No, we’re not!
Hiccup: I am not a mind reader, Astrid!
Hiccup: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil
The gang: Which is?
Hiccup: If they dislike Toothless, they’re evil.
The gang, nodding their head in agreement: Yeah that makes sense. Then we kill them.
Kid Hiccup: Gobber! What’s it like to be a super cool adult who has everything together?!
Gobber: *40-ish years old*
Gobber: *tells himself he’s gonna take out the trash next week *
Gobber: *its been 6 weeks*
Stoick: My son is so tiny, i must have the tiniest son in the world
Gobber: Hiccup is a regular sized teenager, i don’t think you understand how humans work-
Stoick: i love my tiny son
Hiccup: The edge looks like a mess, we need to clean it
Ruffnut: Who’s coming over?
Hiccup: No one
Ruffnut: Then why do we have to clean it, we already know we live like this
Murderer: Come out
Snotlout:
Murderer: Snotlout Snotlout
Snotlout, hiding under the bed: Oi Oi Oi!
Dagur: Hey Hiccup, I got you a friendship bracelet!
Hiccup: Oh i don’t really wea-
Dagur: *handcuffs himself to Hiccup*
Dagur: *whispers* Stop leaving
Hiccup: I have dragon-like reflexes
Snotlout: Prove it
Hiccup: *sees a dragon*
Hiccup: *instantly* I like that dragon
Gobber: Unpopular opinion, not all dragons are good boys
Hiccup:BLOCKED
Gobber: Some of them are good girls too
Hiccup:UNBLOCKED
Dragon hunters: We took someone in your group
Tuffnut: But everyone are here
Dragon hunters: Are you sure?
Tuffnut: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 omg someone’s missing!
Snotlout: But you are the six-
Ruffnut: *covering Snotlout’s mouth* Yep someone’s missing, Tuff give me the money so i can deliver it to them.
Hiccup: *tries to pet a dragon*
Dragon: *runs away*
Hiccup: *holding back tears* It’s ok. I didn’t actually want to pet it anyway
The twins: *bursting into the room* Astrid! we told the mead hall that we’d cook for them but we can’t cook for shit, help us!
Astrid: *putting gravel in a mug of yaknog* Okay how can i help?
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes
Tuffnut: I wish barf and belch could talk
Genie:Done
Tuffnut: *hugging barf and belch* hey guys you both got 1 wish for whatever you want now :)
Fishlegs: What is a “thot”?
Dagur: A thoughtful person
*later*
Fishlegs: Thanks for helping me Hiccup! You’re such a thot!
Hiccup: I’m a what??
Death: *swings punch at Hiccup and misses*
Hiccup: Strike one
Death: That’s not how this works *swings again*
Hiccup: Strike two, one more and you’re out
Death, muttering under their breath: fuck
Tuffnut:You can try, but it’s not gonna work, i’m no snitch
Police: Fine, let’s try something else, tag a friend you recently robbed gold with
Tuffnut: LMAOO @ ruffnut
Tuffnut:
Tuffnut: oh fuck
