#reevesverse

Selina dressing a kitten in this and showing it to Bruce as a goof. “Look! It’s our baby!”

Bruce is overwhelmed on the spot, tenderly cradling the cat, near tears. “It’s our baby…”

He names it Selina Jr.

Y'all don’t know villainfuckers at all if you think we somehow can’t or won’t sexualize and objectify the ever-lovin’ holy hell out of the new Joker.

You can’t stop it. It’s already begun.

Blorbo the Birthday Clown

I saw Goody Proctor in the Iceberg Lounge.

Reevesverse Riddlebird though.

Eddie should have himself a nice little nap in Oz’s lap.

So the Reevesverse Gotham PD show managed to morph into an Arkham Asylum series with a horror movie/haunted house theme because God exists and loves me specifically.

Reevesverse Penguin marriageability rating: Moderate-to-high. He’d possibly cheat on me, but it might be worth it for the power and money and getting to perch on the arm of his chair while he meets with important, scary people.

tinyufoboss:

mask off moment

weirdbees:

The riddler would immediately become normal if someone topped him. I’m not saying it should be me I just mean someone. He would instantaneously just stop caring about 4chan and killing people. I mean it could be me

3000s:

the fact that the riddler only had like 500 followers but they showed up to do his bidding is so fucked when you think about it. i have way more followers than him why dont you guys ever do that for me

sequel announced!! so first things first-