Sitch where fancy-dressed Selina tries to seduce Bruce Wayne for burgling reasons. But then she’s like either a) wait I know those lips or b) gets way further then she originally intended without realising at all huehuehuehue
Or bonus, c) when she gets up close she knows those eyes, but can’t figure out why this guy she’s determined to dislike keeps captivating her in his gaze…… Or why she can’t herself look away…..
Or bonus bonus, Bruce randomly has stray cats now because he noticed she left some behind and they keep brushing her legs because they know her so she comments on them, and he says they’re strays
in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her
she reveals she’s robbed him and he’s like oh that’s fine lol if you needed money you could have just asked :) and writes her a check for a million dollars and asks when he can see her again and she’s like dang this guy is insane??
he was terrified she could never love him for bruce wayne meanwhile selina’s like okay edgy badboys are OUT rich himbos are IN but its the same guy
she expects batman to try to stop her at some point but he never does so she concludes that he just really hates bruce wayne for some reason which makes him all the more attractive
batman realizes she’s falling for bruce for real and he’s not even jealous he’s just like “you really like him? that’s great ” and selina’s like wtf
anyway she sneaks into bruce’s study or whatever to crack the safe hidden behind the painting and it’s full of roses, jewelry, bruce’s blank checkbook and a little note asking her to dinner. he thinks that this is normal behavior btw
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