#docs fandom adventures
When your rarepair is so rare it can barely be called a ship. It’s just the rubber ducky bobbing along in the tub with you, but you are awfully fond of it.
Rubber ducky, you are the one.
So the Reevesverse Gotham PD show managed to morph into an Arkham Asylum series with a horror movie/haunted house theme because God exists and loves me specifically.
Fuck it, I’m fully on board with Team “Everyone Went to Pirate School Together.”
Writing fanfiction and headcanons about my fucked-up little guys: I am gonna make you so happy, and that is a threat.
*snaps out of still, silent reverie, eyes wide and crazed* I’m going to give Israel Hands a cat.
Spending every day in ceaseless suffering until Izzy Hands gets a boyfriend.
The journey of the average Israel Hands enjoyer
Step 1: Man, fuck this guy
Step 2: *reads a particular meta or fic or thinks about him for even a minute too long*
Step 3: Oh, no…
(Optional) Step 4:Fuck this guy
I am not going to abandon the fucked-up little queercoded villain even when I do get a bunch of messy, explicitly queer protagonists in the same deal.
The fucked-up little queercoded villain is the point.
*adds a new terrible little man to my nest and turns around three times before settling gently down on top of them*
