Roman snuggling up to Victor, gently taking his face in his hands, giving him a chaste kiss, and smiling sweetly as he says, “I’m gonna fuck you stupid.”
Sascha’s been around mobsters and rough characters her whole life and has a very advanced vocabulary for her age. Roman thinks it’s hilarious hearing her cussing in her little kid voice, but the calls from her teachers are getting tiresome.
Sascha: Dads said I can swear, just not at school. *intense whisper* But that’s where I need to the most.
She has to save it up all day until her driver picks her up.
Roman is trying. Not his fault that Victor was such a precocious child. Part of a group of sketches based on @doktorgirlfriend’s delightful zsaszmask fics.
MY BOYS!!! Victor looks so content. And I love the little details like Victor’s earring and Roman’s glasses. Thank you, Lou.
“And I’ve known The feeling you’ve had when you’re held The comfort of being unwell So something can cradle you Oh, I don’t need it Oh, I won’t grieve it”
If you take anything away from my OceanHawk nonsense, let if be the knowledge that Shayera introduces herself by way of dropping down from a few stories in the air and saying, “You’re the one who threw all that trash out of the ocean, right? Baller move.”
(Hal in the background, like, “People died, Shayera.”)
Sascha watches The Godfather and the next day has to make absolutely sure that Roman doesn’t kill horses. Otherwise she might have to rethink this whole adoption situation.
For the record, his answer is “Ew, no.”
Also for the record, she’s seen Victor kill people*, and this is apparently perfectly fine and not a cause for reevaluating her parentage like potential ponycide would be.
And, yes, Roman probably could’ve tried a little harder to figure out how to put parental controls on her TV instead giving up in a snit after fifteen minutes, but seeing as she had already seen Victor kill people*, he wasn’t sure what good they would’ve done anyway.
*(Technically, they were mostly reanimated Talons, so exactly how alive they were by that point is debatable, but still.)
I think I wanna keep baby Babs’ crush on Killer Moth in Earth-24, but since I cannot properly imagine Drury with a deep voice, the attraction will be less “Is something wrong, Principal Moth?” and more “I want that twink obliterated.”
Though I suppose it’s possible he was using a voice modulator initially, so it was the first kind until the helmet came off and he’s squawking indignantly, and you know, this is fine. She can work with this. She’s adaptable.
Currently obsessed with and devastated by the concept of Izzy having feelings for someone else besides (or in addition to) Ed and fervently denying it because he knows what being in love feels like and this feels completely different from being in love with Ed and being pressed to admit that the difference is that this actually makes him feel good and happy.
