#resumes
Can I list “Proficient at taking Above Average Selfies” on my resume under the skills section?
Other skills would include “Facebook Stalking,” “Twitter Creeping,” “Celebrity Gossip Maven,” and “Able to Spend Countless Hours on Tumblr.”
Fri, 27 May 2022 17:05:00
Jesus, applying for literary/publishing internships is terrifying. I spend half the time writing, half the time staring at the e-mail making sure a comma isn’t out of place.
*Note to self. Maybe don’t do this while watching the Friends episode where Joey has a hernia. It produces too much lols, and not enough concentration.