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Can I list “Proficient at taking Above Average Selfies” on my resume under the skills section?

Other skills would include “Facebook Stalking,” “Twitter Creeping,” “Celebrity Gossip Maven,” and “Able to Spend Countless Hours on Tumblr.”

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niggazinmoscow:

cheat code

This will work, I used to be a recruiter. Recruiters don’t got time to read every single resume they see, they look for keywords, find what they want, Call and do a preliminary interview. That’s it lol

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Boosting this!

AMAZING :D

I will remember this tip!

I have no idea if this works at all, but I don’t see how it could hurt. I’m all about resume cheat codes. Here’s some more advice:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job 


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Jesus, applying for literary/publishing internships is terrifying. I spend half the time writing, half the time staring at the e-mail making sure a comma isn’t out of place.

*Note to self. Maybe don’t do this while watching the Friends episode where Joey has a hernia. It produces too much lols, and not enough concentration.

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