so, you’re saying that a canonically lesbian girl associated with the color green who has a unique relationship to motherhood and maternal motifs develops a crush on an asshole ceruleanblood girl who switches back and forth from being friendly to a jerk and then later meets a girl associated with the color purple who provides aid through information that helps her throughout her adventure in a relationship that starts off as frustrated but then grows to become fonder over time?
So on the Castlevania twitter they announced that they’ll be showing the first episode of castlevania season 2 early… for people who donate blood (to Dracula’s army of Vampires of course). Details can be found here, it’s at the LA Film school, if you’ve recently donated and therefore can’t donate again, show up anyway and they can hook you up with the episode.
homestuck au where everythings the same except that when the humans meet up with the trolls, turns out theyre half the size, and somehow nobody picked up on this
Ok: Something just occurred to me: Eridan demurring on the spittake is a VERY subtle joke on the infertile/Unfuckable jokes which surround the Ampora’s and the Hope Aspect in general(Cronus’s name being the big tipoff)!
Like: He not only DOESNT cum; he CANT cum/reproduce XD(which, I guess, probably ties into some cuckoldry thing re: sollux, feferi, eridan)
I could see the story getting on Eridan’s case for apparent “impotence”, since a similar joke hangs around the Nitrams and their inability to summon the “nerve” (the erection) to “finish [girls] off” – more mockery of insufficiently manly men. At the same time though, I’m partly inclined to view it as an indication of a desire for motherhood, of wishing to hold the blood like the mothergrub instead of transferring it like drone, and thereby be more feminine…
On a similar note, there’s a hint of… I guess masochism? in Kanaya’s intro – when she says she’s one of the few to enjoys the sun’s rays, I’m not certain that means it doesn’t hurt. And the deployment of it’s “it’s hard and nobody understands” when Vriska kisses Tavros – that was an erection joke when Eridan said it, so I’m not entirely certain Kanaya didn’t enjoy being cucked on some level. Certainly explains Homestuck^2…. Kanaya’s sadism I’m more familiar with, she seems to like denying people information as a provocative tactic, and her attempt to tie Rose up in time loops was some kind of flirtation… anyway, point being that at the intersection of “denial” and masochism and not-cumming as a feminizing thing, the chastity modus gives me pause now, if you’ll pardon me being crude
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