#sage fictif
NEW SAGE CHAPTER SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS IM SORRY I CAN’T WAIT BUT LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK ON ME AND MY HOUSE
The Dimitri Fire Emblem vibes are real and I AM THRIVING MY GOD
MY GOD
Spoilers for Sage’s new chapter below but like??
Lucan route when???
Mods are asleep, post sketchy kisses
Sage: I’m incredibly fast at math.
Felix: alright, what’s 30x17?
Sage:47
Felix: that’s not even close.
Sage: but it was fast.
*Felix and Sage Sitting in jail together*
Sage: So who should we call?
Felix: I’d call Anisa, But I fell safer in jail.
Sage: hey anisa.
Anisa:yes?
Sage: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Anisa:
Anisa: where’s felix?
Tulsi: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Sage: no it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.
“ Come with me if you want to live”
- Sage Lesath