#sappho would approve

oh my god what does a masc wlw have to do to get RAILED by a fem top smh

what will it take for a pretty girl to let me wrap my hand around her throat so I can take a picture

reasons why I work out:

• to be healthy or whatever
• biceps hot
• lift girlfriend

desperately want one of those harness boxer briefs but they’re £30 and I’m a uni student w out a job rn fuckk

I’d be SUCH a good gf smh it’s honestly hard to believe I don’t have someone to shower with love and affection rn,,,,, sigh

I’m 100% the type to say smth stupid like:

“my hands are cold and the only way to warm them up is by holding your tiddies, thanks babe”

to my gf

men be like: its not REAL sex without a penis

we wlw should reply with: its not REAL sex unless both people orgasm

11yo me didn’t understand why I was so enraptured by kristen stewart as Bella in breaking dawn part two when she was all angry and beating the shit out of Jacob

now it all makes sense

*whispers* ⚢homosexuality⚢ ~

it’s the same w Anna kendrick as becca in pitch perfect when the Bella sing in the final scene and I rewatched it 40 times on YouTube lmao

self-isolating would be rad if I could spend it w a pretty girl who happens to be my gf and we could tend to our vegetable garden and have naps in each others arms and bake cherry pies and have movie marathons and watch the stars

but no

instead I’m sitting here alone hugging a pillow with my lips unkissed and my hands unheld

this is atrocious

I exist today solely to say this:

thighs

*chef kiss*

in this world its top or be topped