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Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Before The Avengers, Joss Whedon brought to life one of the strongest female characters in tv history. Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar) lives in Sunnydale California, student by day vampire slayer by night. It may sound like a cliche story line but I do promise laughs especially at the have ridiculous 90’s clothing but the writing is solid. Emotional, realistic, and witty. The characters each go through major transformations throughout the series and the bad guys are as scary as they are symbolic. Alyson Hannigan from How I Met Your Mother plays Buffy’s best friend Willow who dabbles with magic! Buffy is on Netflix and October is a perfect time to start binging on this 90s treasure.
The Following - Kevin Bacon delivers an amazing performance in this terrifying story of an Edgar Allen Poe obsessed serial killer who is fascinated with Bacon’s character. I was surprised this show was so enticing, considering the finale of season 1 left me staring at my television with confusion. To be honest, this show was made for people with strong stomachs, there is no holding back when it comes to blood, gore, and the fate of adorable puppies. If you’re an Edgar Allen Poe fan I strongly suggest giving The Following a shot, there are many references. Season 3 comes back in January on FOX!
Veronica Mars - Another strong female character, Veronica is a high-school student who is savvy, resilient, and determined. Her dad, Keith Mars was the local sheriff until Veronica’s best friend Lilly (Amanda Seyfried) was found murdered - and Keith believed Lily’s father to be the killer. Keith becomes a private eye and Veronica, who appears to be just his secretary, picks up some skills and takes on solving Lily’s murder. Set in Neptune, California V. Mars fans (known as “marshmallows”) have come to love this mystery show so much that kick-starter fund was created to help produce a Veronica Mars movie! If you like mystery/thrillers, romance, puns, and California surfer boys, Veronica Mars is for you and also available on Netflix.
SEX IZ AWKWARD (INSTALLMENT 23): WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO YOU ABOUT GETTING EATEN OUT AND/OR BONING IN GENERAL
There’s only one thing worse than not getting sex: not getting sex and having to listen to someone else tell you about how great their bedroom alter ego is faring. It’s uncomfortable in general to have to listen to someone–whether a close friend or random acquaintance–broach the subject of boning, but having to listen to another man or woman describe in detail how fantastic the head they got the other night is, hands down, the worst.
So how do you deal with it when another person tells you about how clean their pussy/dick was licked/sucked in the past few days? You take the Charlotte York in acupuncture approach: tune the fucker (literally) out until he or she realizes you’ve left the planet and finally decides to stop talking.
© Genna Rivieccio 2014
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