#schwarzy

(25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

Schwarzy:On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Barfée:In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Olive?

Olive: Probably “road work ahead”.

Marcy Parks: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.