An AU where Shen Yuan keeps commenting that the sex scenes aren’t physically possible until Shang Qinghua snaps and is like “prove it!” And they end up meeting in person and arguing all the way to a hotel where they have angry sex just for the purpose of “making the sex scenes actually fucking believable you hack!” And “jokes on you it IS possible you’re just unimaginative!”
This becomes a regular thing for a good chunk of time where once a month they meet up, have a meal and an argument, and then go to one of their apartments for “research” (usually Shen Yuan’s)
Now either this isn’t a transmigration fic and they eventually get boyfriends who are really fucking thrown when they find out
OR
Post transmigration, like years in the future, the two of them manage to get drunk around their husbands and start bringing up their shared past
Either way Luo Binghe ends up crying because Shen Yuan has done way more with Airplane then he has with him and Mobei Jun doesn’t cry but he looks like he wants to murder Shen Yuan
But the really great thing is when either Luo Binghe or Mobei Jun in either fic idea comment on how Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua used to date Cumplane is mutually disgusted
one of the reasons I like scum villain so much is that the stakes are hilarious. you have these two pathetic losers and if they don’t fuck right now, the world will end
I think a scum villain creepypasta would be rlly funny for the sole fact that sqq is basically living a creepypasta every day and doesn’t give a shit. There are horrific spider demons near his house with human faces? Kind of cool. Someone showed up at the door bleeding hyperrealistic blood out of his eyes? Jesus Christ Liu-shidi do some meditation or something. Waking up next to an evil alternate dimension version of his husband who intends to kill everyone he loves? Been there, seduced that. Bad writing, Airplane bro
De ser el hermano menor de una afamada actriz, universitario y con sueños de convertirse en escritor, Shang Qinghua recorrerá un largo y accidentado camino hasta adoptar a su pequeño sobrino, escribir 'Camino del Orgulloso Demonio Inmortal’, y aventurarse en los sentimientos que uno de sus lectores terminó por despertar en él.
Have this SVSSS AU I just came up with in the last five minutes
An AU where Shen Yuan wakes up in the body of a pre-teen Shen Qingqiu, is accepted into Qing Jing Peak, and promptly decides to be the most boring, faceless disciple there. You can’t be a sect leader if you’re utterly average in every way, after all!
(… spoiler, he fails.)
Or: Shen Yuan tries to be boring and is absolutely horrible at it.
ft, SY accidentally: regurgitating Extremely Rare and Specialized monster facts without realizing it, treating YQY like a cat and encouraging his overprotective and murderous tendencies, making LQG trip into a lake, and generally being Very Interesting.
If I ever wrote this it’d probably be a 5+1 fic or something like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
