#nie mingjue
A-Yao can have a little murder, as a treat
Tue, 18 May 2021 19:19:09
Tue, 14 Dec 2021 22:54:59
*Playing house with Jin Ling*
Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!
Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.
Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.
Nie Mingjue: Are you mad at me?
Meng Yao: of course not.
Nie Mingjue: then sharpening your knives at three A.M it’s just a hobby?
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Wed, 04 May 2022 13:58:50
oh my god i found this on the mdzs reddit
Okay I’m going to try this:
- Mo Xuanyu
- Wei Wuxian
- Jiang Cheng
- Lan Wangji
- Nie Mingjue
- Jin Guangyao
- Wei Wuxian
- Lan Wangji
- Jiang Cheng
- Lan Xichen
- Jin Guangyao
- Lan Xichen
- Nie Mingjue
- Nie Huaisang
Did I get this right?
Thu, 12 May 2022 20:24:21
Sect Leaders by How Likely Their Disciples Are to Accidentally Call Them “Dad”
- Most Jiang sect disciples have slipped up and accidentally called Jiang Fengmian “dad” at least once. Look at that archery lesson! Strong dad energy.
- One notable exception is Wei Wuxian, who is so terrified that he might accidentally call Jiang Fengmian “dad” where someone could hear that he’s constantly on alert for it.
- By contrast, no Jiang sect disciples have ever accidentally called Jiang Cheng “dad.” However, at least one sleep-deprived disciple has accidentally called him “jiujiu” after a long night wrangling Jin Ling.
- Nobody in the Wen sect would dare accidentally call Wen Ruohan “dad.” Xue Yang called him “daddy” once, but that was on purpose to see what would happen — sadly, Wen Ruohan was too far gone at that point to notice or care, and the telepathic chokings neither increased or decreased in frequency or quality.
- It’s pretty rare for Lan disciples to call Lan Qiren “dad,” but he secretly loves it when they do; sadly, neither Lan Xichen nor Lan Wangji ever make this error.
- Lan disciples will, occasionally, call Lan Xichen “dad,” but it’s usually not a slip-up in front of the class, it’s more of an on-purpose thing: he’s like “Don’t forget, curfew’s in an hour!” and they’re like “thanks dad!”
- Nobody except Lan Sizhui ever calls Lan Wangji “dad” but somehow they say “Hanguang-Jun” in a way that sounds like “dad.”
- Lots of people call Jin Guangshan “dad,” but not in an “accidentally slip up in front of the class” kind of way, more in a “surprise, I’m your bastard child” kind of way.
- No Jin disciples call Jin Guangyao “dad,” and this hurts his feelings and he secretly suspects it’s because they don’t respect him.
- No Nie disciples call Nie Mingjue “dad” but every single Nie disciple has accidentally called him “da-ge” at leastonce. It’s almost a rite of passage.
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