#short people things

The saga of Skyla Annoys the Boys continues.

same.

Short people, please make sure the health of your tall person is taken into consideration when interacting with them.

Posture is very important to the giant folk.

(warning) do not attempt this method of interaction with tall people in the wild. They may be skittish and fearful, and might become defensive. Make sure to only attempt this maneuver with tall people who trust you. Treats may be used)

Casually approach your tall person and firmly but gently grasp their necks with your legs. Asking them to bend down is necessary, otherwise it’ll be seen as a threat.

They may stumble in protest, but after a while, they will become accustomed to the new physical accomodations.

Be sure to use positive reinforcement to reward your tall person.

But most of all, remember to have fun

All my tall friends severely underestimate how high I can jump when they put things out of my reach

Stumbled upon this and I’m crying. I can hear the excitement through this tweet. Prince Zuko will always have a special place in my heart. -Limpnoodle

As a kid I wanted to be six feet tall when I grew up.

I failed miserably at that goal.

apollo-cackling:

testosteronetwunk:

testosteronetwunk:

i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

the short kings have spoken

[ID: two tumblr replies, going,

@/1000gecs: shut up shut up shut up

@/toadcroaky: Die <3 /end ID]

I’m always boosting myself up to sit on countertops. I love going uppy ^^

Shawty in da pool