Once in statistics class we needed real-time data to construct a frequency table, so the teacher asked for our heights in cms. When my turn came, I said “149” (which is barely 4'11 ) but since we were looking for an easy interval, the teacher with great honor raised me by whole 1 cm . This made the interval: 150-160 and I still was the only one checking the lower limit as 150

One of my classmate even compared me to the sparrow and one just— froze. Took a deep breath and said, “oh my god, (real name), you are sooo small.”

Now all I’m waiting is the teacher to ask for our weights and everyone going “tut, tut, tut. You’re so malnourished, gal.”

gigglygamer:

Short people priveleges:

• Sitting on a friend’s lap
• Sitting on an elevated surface and swinging your dangling legs
• Everyone thinks you’re younger than you actually are
• Everyone says you’re cute
• You kinda sorta scare people with your godzilla-quantity appetite

• If your truck or SUV rolls, you’re still like two feet away from the roof.

(Wear a seatbelt, kids!)

Short people, please make sure the health of your tall person is taken into consideration when interacting with them.

Posture is very important to the giant folk.

(warning) do not attempt this method of interaction with tall people in the wild. They may be skittish and fearful, and might become defensive. Make sure to only attempt this maneuver with tall people who trust you. Treats may be used)

Casually approach your tall person and firmly but gently grasp their necks with your legs. Asking them to bend down is necessary, otherwise it’ll be seen as a threat.

They may stumble in protest, but after a while, they will become accustomed to the new physical accomodations.

Be sure to use positive reinforcement to reward your tall person.

But most of all, remember to have fun

Short people problems.

So I weigh about the same as one of my mates, only problem is she’s 5ft7 and I’m 5ft2… I look and feel so much fatter than her.

Fucking niggles at my head all the time ‍♀️

All my tall friends severely underestimate how high I can jump when they put things out of my reach

SO I MADE A THING FROM THE NEW TRAILER FOR DISENCHANTMENT!!!!

Flight attendant: Make sure all small objects are secure before take off.

Nagito: Fuyuhiko are you good?

Fuyuhiko: Fuck you.