Reading AFTG while having a 5 ft tall friend is wild Bc u read the book and think “wow Andrew must look so cool and buff and edgy”

And then u look at ur friend and realize they are the same height

Short people problems.

So I weigh about the same as one of my mates, only problem is she’s 5ft7 and I’m 5ft2… I look and feel so much fatter than her.

Fucking niggles at my head all the time ‍♀️

All my tall friends severely underestimate how high I can jump when they put things out of my reach

apollo-cackling:

testosteronetwunk:

testosteronetwunk:

i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

the short kings have spoken

[ID: two tumblr replies, going,

@/1000gecs: shut up shut up shut up

@/toadcroaky: Die <3 /end ID]

I’m always boosting myself up to sit on countertops. I love going uppy ^^