#shuichi x kokichi

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Kokichi: *starts pouring grape panta into a wine glass*

Kokichi: Do you know why you’re here?

Shuichi: Uhhh, cause I accidentally sent you a dick picture?

Kokichi: *stops pouring*

Kokichi:…Accidentally?

Participating in a Saiouvember event from Reddit! Don’t mind my lack of a ruler lol

If you followed me for something other than SaiOuma I swear I’ll get to it I’m just hyperfixating

Kaito, putting on a scary mask and hiding: “Scare cam!”

Kokichi + Shuichi: *enter the room*

Kokichi: “Let’s be quick.”

Shuichi: *takes his shirt off and pushes Kokichi onto the bed*

[moaning]

Kaito:

Kokichi: “Kirumi asked me how I slept last night.”

Kokichi: “I didn’t know whether to say ‘good’ or ‘okay,’ so I accidentally blurted out ‘gay.’”

Kokichi: “And then Shuichi was walking by, and he said, ‘I didn’t know we were telling everyone’…”

[Playing Twister]

Tsumugi: “Shuichi, right hand red.”

Shuichi: *ends up on top of Kokichi*

Kokichi: “Okay, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you?”

Tsumugi: “I stopped spinning, like, 15 turns ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner.”

lilis-doodle-dome:

- I’m gonna test out my new signature. Can anyone tell me if it’s good?

- Here.

- Oh, thanks—

- Wait is this a marriage certificate?!

- Do you like the font?

~ Marriage certificate~ Pwease mawwy me saihawa-chan uwu!

Yes I carry this with me at all times it’s a sign of love

If you don’t sign this I’ll kiss you, oops that was a typo, or was it a lie?

-… Is that fucking Comic Sans?

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Based off @begone-despairtextpost

THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I IMAGINED IT IN MY HEAD OMG 

This is beautiful,,, ty!! 

Someone, to Kokichi: “Hey, can I have your number?”

Kokichi: “Sure! It's——”

Shuichi, slapping Kokichi’s phone to the ground: “It’s broken, sorry.”

Kokichi: “Sorry, I just sneezed and liked your post.”

Shuichi: “And commented ‘Damn Daddy’ on all my selfies?”

Kokichi: “I have the flu.”

me: hmm i don’t really see why people ship kokichi and shuichi so much

kokichi’s last free time event:

me:

me: hmm i don’t really see why people ship kokichi and shuichi so much

kokichi’s last free time event:

me:

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