#kokichi x shuichi
Beta Saiou
Ouma meet Kagehara
Let’s go to superhell together ;)
Kaito:You need a hobby.
Kokichi:I have a hobby.
Kaito:Staring at Shuichi is not a hobby.
Kokichi:You’re right. It’s a job, and I excel at it.
(Bonus)
Kaito, putting on a scary mask and hiding: “Scare cam!”
Kokichi + Shuichi: *enter the room*
Kokichi: “Let’s be quick.”
Shuichi: *takes his shirt off and pushes Kokichi onto the bed*
[moaning]
Kaito:
Kokichi: “Kirumi asked me how I slept last night.”
Kokichi: “I didn’t know whether to say ‘good’ or ‘okay,’ so I accidentally blurted out ‘gay.’”
Kokichi: “And then Shuichi was walking by, and he said, ‘I didn’t know we were telling everyone’…”
[Playing Twister]
Tsumugi: “Shuichi, right hand red.”
Shuichi: *ends up on top of Kokichi*
Kokichi: “Okay, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you?”
Tsumugi: “I stopped spinning, like, 15 turns ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner.”
- I’m gonna test out my new signature. Can anyone tell me if it’s good?
- Here.
- Oh, thanks—
- Wait is this a marriage certificate?!
- Do you like the font?
~ Marriage certificate~ Pwease mawwy me saihawa-chan uwu!
Yes I carry this with me at all times it’s a sign of love
If you don’t sign this I’ll kiss you, oops that was a typo, or was it a lie?
-… Is that fucking Comic Sans?
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Based off @begone-despairtextpost
THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I IMAGINED IT IN MY HEAD OMG
This is beautiful,,, ty!!
Someone, to Kokichi: “Hey, can I have your number?”
Kokichi: “Sure! It's——”
Shuichi, slapping Kokichi’s phone to the ground: “It’s broken, sorry.”
Kokichi: “Sorry, I just sneezed and liked your post.”
Shuichi: “And commented ‘Damn Daddy’ on all my selfies?”
Kokichi: “I have the flu.”