#silmarillion crack
The Silmarillion for Dummies
• Melkor was right
• Fëanor did nothing wrong
• Hot Sauron rights
• Fuck Manwë
• Don’t eat trees
Love language
Celegorm: Listen well, little brother. Others aren’t in your head. If someone interests you, you must tell them.
Curufin:Noted.
Curufin: Hey, Finrod.
Finrod:Yes?
Curufin: Fuck you!
Celegorm, internally: Why is he like this.
of-him-the-harpers-sadly-sing:
Thinking about that theory that says Tom Bombadil is Melkor. I think it’s very poggers
Creating this felt like defiling a renaissance painting, but rest assured no milkers were harmed in the making of this post<- …..sentences that put me in the psych ward
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I hope you guys are ready for some stupid comics because, as I said, I have a backlog.
No, I will not be explaining myself at this time.
