#celegorm
Celegorm the Fair
[A]Blond (natural or dyed)
[B]Notably even handed adjudicator of property disputes
[C]Hot boy
[D]Mistranslation of “fey-er”—no one has more wild energy than him
[E]Would sunburn worse than Caranthir if he didn’t wear the zinc oxide sunscreen his dad made for him at all times
[F]All of the above
And it’s not fitting easily through the door.
Tyelko and Moryo are grunting with their brute strength to get the damn thing in the doorway, while occasionally swearing at Nelyo and Curvo; who have decided that their strengths are in supervising and bossing everyone around. Ambarussa are calling out contradictory directions which gets the appliance MORE stuck, while Kano is apologising profusely to the delivery people who had their task hijacked.
Chapter 3: all things come in threes
4A 254 – Elmo, Rúmil, Círdan, Celegorm
“Perfectly alright. I’ve long since wanted to meet the person Lord Oromë is so taken with, anyway,” Círdan declared. “Gandalf’s told me some rather sordid things and I’d be overjoyed to know how much of it is true.” He climbed upon the stage to seat himself near Celegorm as Rúmil found his cane and stood.
“Enjoy yourselves, but do not mess up my notes, you fiend.”
Círdan looked surprised. “You remember that?”
“Yes, and I’ve never forgiven you for it,” Rúmil said threateningly, giving his old acquaintance a gimlet eye and tapping his cane sternly. “Come, Êlminui.”
Fëanorians ranked from most to least likely to survive the Purge.
Maglor: 11/10. Would just emerge from his room after a week-long composition binge to find out that the Purge ended already, not even aware that it happened.
Caranthir: 9/10: Would probs be like Maglor and never even notice the Purge because he barely goes outside, but would probably go to his neighbors to yell about the racket and get caught up in it.
Maedhros: 8/10: Would hack his way through anybody who tried to get at his front door, his fatal mistake is that he steps outside to begin with. Tactical brain may still save his life tho not without injuries.
Amrod and Amras: 5/10: Somewhere in the middle because they’re in the woods somewhere, excellent cover for you…but also excellent cover for every other whack job.
Curufin: -5901/10 He and Celegorm share one brain cell and he has Daddy’s temper, ‘nuff said. Only reason he’d survive slightly longer than Celegorm is because he’s more of a prideful dick than a hack and slash dick.
Celegorm: -5900/10: Gets VERY involved, tries to rob every bank and stir up as much shit as he can, stays strapped but doesn’t know when to quit, lasts longer than most but still dies.
Fëanor: -1,000,000/10: Immediately goes over to try to fight everyone he doesn’t like, dies within an hour.
Celebrimbor: - ♾/10: Is way too trusting, tries to help a “victim” that’s fleeing from an ax murderer. Turns out said “victim” IS an ax murderer and he dies in like 30 minutes.
celegorm and luthien ⛓⛓