#sir mordred
Mordred: Are you sure we can’t kill them all?
Galahad: Yes.
Mordred: Please?
Galahad: That would be murder.
Mordred: Not if they attack us first!
Galahad: If you instigate another fight before we get home I’m not helping.
Mordred: You don’t mean that.
Galahad: Do you really want to find out?
Gareth: So you’re dry now, huh?
Mordred: I was never an alcoholic. I just can’t stand the smell anymore.
Gareth: I always wondered why you stopped drinking. This makes sense.
Mordred: Wonderful. Now if you could just keep this to yourself, we’ll be fine.
Gareth: I know. I’ve got your embarrassing stories, you’ve got mine.
Mordred: Mutually assured destruction.
Gareth: Isn’t that the family motto?
Galahad: It’s fine. We haven’t seen Marigold in ages.
Mordred: And for good reason. She hates me!
Galahad: I guess so. Good company for your cousin and brother then.
Mordred: Fuck! She’s going to tell them about our camping trip.
Galahad: You already told the whole court.
Mordred: Yes, from MY perspective. Marigold’s is going to be much less flattering!
Galahad: You were an ass to her.
Mordred: We’ve got to hurry!
Lyonesse: Where is my husband?
Mordred: Stranded in the woods with Ywaine.
Lyonesse: Are they going to kill each other?
Mordred: They probably won’t do irreparable damage until they reach Camelot. Neither of them wants to carry the other, and they’re both too nice to leave the other behind.
Lyonesse: I still don’t like it.
Mordred: I could’ve taken Gaheris, too, but then there’d definitely be a body count.
Lyonesse: I suppose we can’t send him after them, either.
Mordred: It wouldn’t be the first time he’s hunted family for sport.
Lyonesse: Right. So I guess we just wait.
Mordred: If it takes more than a few days I’ll go looking for them.
Lyonesse: Fine. I told him he needed to get along with his cousin.
Mordred: Maybe I should go rescue them now.
Mordred: This is considerably less fun than I’d anticipated.
Galahad: This is why we have contingency plans.
Mordred: I did!
Galahad: Is that why you’re soaking wet and covered in bruises?
Mordred: Is it my fault I didn’t expect Gareth and Ywaine to team up?
Galahad: Considering how hard you’ve been pushing them, I’m surprised they didn’t set their differences aside to dunk you in the river ages ago.
Mordred: Whose side are you on?
Galahad: Isn’t it obvious?
Mordred: I guess you did
Galahad: And I let you steal their phones along with the horses.
Mordred: Yeah. At least Morgan can’t say I left Ywaine alone.
Galahad: How long do you think it’ll take them to get back to Camelot?
Mordred: Who cares?
Galahad: Why are you using me as a human shield?
Mordred: You’re solid enough.
Galahad: Thank you, I go to the practice field every single morning. Why am I your shield?
Mordred: Because you love me.
Galahad: And?
Mordred: Gareth’s holding a grudge.
Galahad: Ah. Is that why you’re cradling your arm?
Mordred: Sort of. It’s only a little bruised but between you and the guilt I’m probably safe.
Galahad: Good to know.
Mordred: Are the Ls going to come rescue you from your mean old family?
Gareth: Fuck you.
Mordred: I know you’re going for an edgier look now that Ywaine’s outshone your optimistic naivety, but you need to expand your vocabulary if you’re going to start cursing now.
Mordred: You didn’t have to hit me! We were having a perfectly reasonable text conversation.
Gareth: I feel better now.
Mordred: So you can break camp.
Me? Making a Merlin-verse version of Galahad just so that I can keep shipping Galadred even in the show fandom?
Much more likely than you’d think!
A different life during quarantine? Nah bro, here we just keep drawing gay knights still
Mordred: And this is my ex boyfriend Galahad
Galahad: Will you stop introducing me like that?!
Galahad: I’m his husband
Gawain: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Morgause, whispering: The souls of the innocent-
Mordred: A baguel.
Morgause:NoooO-
Mordred: …. Two baguels-
*thinks about Gallie and Mo fluff* :)
*fluff thoughts immediately turn into angst* :(
Normal people: Today is international worker’s day! This is an important Holliday because it shows how we appreciate our lower class workers who make our world go round. :)
Me: toDAY IS MORDRED DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WIP featuring the Orkney twins & some big doggos
Am I making a modern AU Galadred animatic with Saint Bernard by Lincoln? Yes.
Have I already started regretting my decision? Yes.
Will it be worth it? Probably not. But that cannot stop me because my inner gremlin has taken over all my brain by now.
I,,,, T H E M
Just had to,, very quickly draw this in bed. Because Madoc totally trained his raven to harass his bro
The orkneys don’t know the meaning of social distancing and you can’t convince me otherwise
Mordred: Thanks, dad.
The Knights:…
Mordred: Why is everyone staring at me?
Gawain: You just called Arthur dad. You said “thanks dad.”
Mordred: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man.”
Arthur: Do you see me as a father figure, Mordred?
Mordred: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me!
Agravain: Hey! Show your father some respect!
