#sirius loves his baby brother

Sirius: Are you just going to keep getting smarter and weirder?

Regulus: I don’t know.

Sirius: Well, can you tone it down a little bit? ‘Cause I can’t keep up with all these butt-kickings.

Regulus:what?

Sirius: Well, at least twice a day I have to whoop-ass on some kid calling you a weirdo. Honestly, it’s exhausting .

Regulus: *voice cracking* You beat up people 'cause they call me a weirdo?

Sirius: The last kid, he was a freak anyways. He was in no position to throw out names.

Regulus:Sirius…

Sirius:Yeah?

Regulus: Thank you

Sirius: for what?