#sirius being sirius
my marauders fancast (because this is so fun)
james potter x aaron taylor johnson
i know that this is a pretty basic one but i absolutely adore aaron taylor-johnson and think he’s incredibly adorable and handsome. plus if you ever want to write him as surviving there’s source material (because he gets even more sexy and handsome as he gets older)
regulus black x timothee chalamet
timothee is adorable and perfect for reggie (even though the person that i pick for sirius is younger than him). these are the only two popular fancast for these characters so good luck for the rest and i hope you can see my vision i guess
sirius black x deaken bluman
before i say anything just look at the hair. look at the material. plus he can give off rich bitch vibes and chaotic rule breaker (he is only one month younger than timothee though so i won’t really mind it i guess). plus the dude is drop dead gorgeous. come on now! (sn, i just looked it up and he’s actually only six days younger than timothee. six!)
remus lupin x matt hitt
okay ik ik i truly was considering andrew garfield and i would’ve used him but i honestly wanted a people that looked much younger (don’t bring up aaron okay). although both are in their thirties now i think matt encapsulated that remus john lupin energy that we all know and love. plus i’m this picture we can say he’s wearing sirius’ jacket. and matt is the oldest out of the six and remus definitely has an aged look.
peter pettigrew x lucas hedges
i loved lucas in boy erased and ben is back. i was contemplating fionn oshea but i thought that lucas just exudes that quiet but smart and timid friend energy. plus i’d love to hug lucas (although i would never let peter touch me).
lily evans x nora mac
before i begin plus sized lily! idc what you have to say and i don’t want to hear any of your fatphobia. nora just seems like the person that would give the best hugs and lils is obviously an amazing hugger. she seems like she also has the best snacks and could just give you endless love (especially for those like remus). also her hair is gorgeous. so yeah
Alignment Chart w/ Marauders Era Characters Pt. 2
i’m just saying. sirius black canonically has curly hair. just.. just putting that out there
James, to Lily: If I had a coin for every time you crossed my mind, I would only have one coin because you’re all I think about.
Sirius, interrupting: BRO? WHAT ABOUT ME? BITCH.
Snape: When will the clown sightings start again? That was fun.
Sirius: Look into the mirror and they can start again
It’s a Marauders thing
Gotta love those secondary characters who all end up dying.
*taps microphone*
*clears throat*
Sirius :
“YoU NeVER LOVED Me MOM,
But I NEEDED YOU WOAH WOAH!”
Sirius: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Remus: That’s because you have it.
Sirius: You make a good point.
Sirius: Okay, in my defence…
Remus: You have no defence. You’re an idiot.
Sirius: That was a big part of my defence.
Remus: *on the phone* Yes, I-I completely understand and I will definitely talk to Harry. This won’t happen again…Thanks.
Remus: That was Harry’s school calling. Apparently, he has been using some very creative language today.
Sirius: Oh, do tell.
Remus: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker”.
Sirius: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”?
Remus:*deadpans*
Sirius: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
Remus: I can’t belive you are teaching our Godson loophole swear-words.
Sirius: In my defence, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation, and very cleaver of him, I might add.
The marauders: *sneaking into Mcgonagall’s office at night*
McGonagall: What is the meaning of this?!
James:uh….we..
McGonagall:You have crossed the line this time! Sneaking into my office?
Sirius *gesturing wildly*:~~woohoo~~it’s a dreammm~~You are dreaming~~~
McGonagall: Detention! All of you!
Remus *elbows sirius*: Really? Dreaming?
Sirius: It was worth a shot.
James and Remua: *Setting up a prank*
*knocks on the door*
Remus: Don’t answer that. It could be a trap!
Sirius:*already opening the door*
McGonagall: Good evening Mr. Black. May I talk to Mr. Potter?
James *Mouthing from his hiding spot*: Don’t tell her!
Sirius: Uh…he’s in the bathroom.
McGonagall: Oh…and where is Mr. Lupin?
Remus: *Gestures Wildly*
Sirius: He’s also in the bathroom?
McGonagall *confused*: They are both in the bathroom? What are they doing?
Sirius: *Looks over at James and Remus* Uh…Idk. I gotta go to the bathroom too. *shuts door in her face*
James and Remus: *Facepalms*
James and Sirius: *Wrecking Havoc*
*phone rings*
Sirius: No, don’t answer that! It could be a trap!
Little Harry *Already picking up the phone*:Hello
Lily: Oh hey, sweetheart, where’s your dad?
James*Mouthing*: Don’t tell her!
Little Harry: Uh…he’s in the bathroom.
Lily: Oh…then where is Sirius?
Sirius: *Gestures Wildly*
Little Harry: Uhm…He’s also in the bathroom?
Lily *confused*: They are both in the bathroom? What are they doing?
Little Harry: *Looks over at James and Sirius* Uh…I gotta go to the bathroom too. *hangsup*
James and Sirius:*Facepalms*
James: We gotta take you to St. Mungos.
Sirius:No!
James: It’s a head injury, you could have a concussion!
Sirius: I don’t care! I am not going to Mungos! Do you hear me? THERE IS NO WAY THAT I–
Remus: *shows him the mirror*
Sirius:GET THE FLOO POWDER!
Remus and lily: *having a heated argument verging on a fight*
James: Quick, do something!
Sirius:what?!
James: Idk, anything!
Sirius: *panics and throws food at Remus*
Remus: What. Do. You. Think. You. Are. Doing?
Sirius: Being cute and spontaneous?
Sirius: Well, hello there, what’s this? A swear Jar?
Lily: Oh yes, Harry’s.
Sirius: You give him money everytime he swears? Oh, bravo, Evans. *proceeds to take out his wallet.*
Lily: Oh no, no, no, no. Hepays for every bad word he says.
Sirius: Oh . Well then I am even more impressed.
Lily *shocked*: Oh, thank you, Sirius.
Sirius:Impressed that you would extort money from your own offspring!
Sirius: I mean, what a ridiculous idea! Bad words? Determined by a set of arbitrary rules–just like my father’s.
Sirius: *Gives Harry money* Here, Harry, this should buy you plenty of juice words. You swear away.
Lily: Sirius, No!
James and Sirius: *studying quietly*
McGonagall: *passes by*, *stops*
McGonagall: *suspicious* What did you do?
James:Nothing!
McGonagall: Don’t give me that. What did you do?
Sirius: Minnie, we are just trying to study.
McGonagall: *narrows eyes* So you won’t mind if I check–*OPENS DRAWER*–IN HERE! *confused at finding it empty*
James: Professor, I’m telling you, we didn’t do anything.
McGonagall: Nah. You boys are up to something, I can smell it. I swear if you broke another– *checks window* *again finds nothing*
Sirius: See? Now can we go back to our homework?
McGonagall: *sniffs* You just consider yourself lucky, this time. *leaves and closes the door behind her*
Peter *hanging upside-down on the other side of the door, wrapped in a cocoon of ropes*: Boy, that was close.
James: Either she is losing her touch, or we are getting better.
Sirius: *high fives james*
Sirius: Are you just going to keep getting smarter and weirder?
Regulus: I don’t know.
Sirius: Well, can you tone it down a little bit? ‘Cause I can’t keep up with all these butt-kickings.
Regulus:what?
Sirius: Well, at least twice a day I have to whoop-ass on some kid calling you a weirdo. Honestly, it’s exhausting .
Regulus: *voice cracking* You beat up people 'cause they call me a weirdo?
Sirius: The last kid, he was a freak anyways. He was in no position to throw out names.
Regulus:Sirius…
Sirius:Yeah?
Regulus: Thank you
Sirius: for what?
[Sirius ran into his mother after being disowned]
Sirius: It must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality.
Walburga:Shut up, Sirius.
Sirius:Buy my silence, Mother!
James: Why did God create Lily as this beautiful little bitch?!! Why couldn’t she have been as ugly as a toad!!?
Remus: Ohh you mean like that pink simpering bitch Dolores?
James: Urgh… Umbitch?? Oh god no. Maybe just as ugly as goats then?
Sirius: Hey! Goats are cute ok?
Peter: Prongs, I understand. Crushes are just worse than the worst.
Sirius: Hmm. Hallelujah to that.. You know how stupid I behave around my crushes.
Remus, condescendingly: Oh darling, by that standards, you have a crush on everyone everytime.
Sirius:
Peter:
James: That must have hurt, eh Pads?
