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The ending fairies we deserved ❣️

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사랑니야 이제 안녕~

마지막 등굣길..

#StrayKids#STAY#졸업#IN스타그램#

genre:onlyheadcanons 
au: regency au, pride and prejudice au
warnings:none
word count: 0.8k  
pairing:none
a/n:currently going through a pride and prejudice phase right now. if you want to read an actual p&p au i wrote: the first step

bang chan - mr. bang’s mrs. bennet’s poor nerves

“Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves.”

“You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least.”

lee minho - “oh, darcy has a lot of money, like a lot”

It was a large, handsome stone building, standing well on rising ground, and backed by a ridge of high woody hills; and in front, a stream of some natural importance was swelled into greater, but without any artificial appearance. Its banks were neither formal nor falsely adorned. Elizabeth was delighted. She had never seen a place for which nature had done more, or where natural beauty had been so little counteracted by an awkward taste. They were all of them warm in their admiration; and at that moment she felt that to be mistress of Pemberley might be something!

seo changbin - “i guess he’s good enough for you”

Elizabeth had the satisfaction of seeing her father taking pains to get acquainted with him; and Mr. Bennet soon assured her that he was rising every hour in his esteem.

“I admire all my three sons-in-law highly,” said he. “Wickham, perhaps, is my favourite; but I think I shall like your husband quite as well as Jane’s.”

hwang hyunjin - moments before disaster

“May I hope, madam, for your interest with your fair daughter Elizabeth, when I solicit for the honour of a private audience with her in the course of this morning?”

Before Elizabeth had time for anything but a blush of surprise, Mrs. Bennet answered instantly, “Oh dear!—yes—certainly. I am sure Lizzy will be very happy—I am sure she can have no objection. Come, Kitty, I want you up stairs.” And, gathering her work together, she was hastening away, when Elizabeth called out:

“Dear madam, do not go. I beg you will not go. Mr. Collins must excuse me. He can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear. I am going away myself.”

“No, no, nonsense, Lizzy. I desire you to stay where you are.” And upon Elizabeth’s seeming really, with vexed and embarrassed looks, about to escape, she added: “Lizzy, I insist upon your staying and hearing Mr. Collins.”

han jisung - “i’m not good at talking” “that sounds like a you problem”

“I certainly have not the talent which some people possess,” said Darcy, “of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done.”

“My fingers,” said Elizabeth, “do not move over this instrument in the masterly manner which I see so many women’s do. They have not the same force or rapidity, and do not produce the same expression. But then I have always supposed it to be my own fault—because I will not take the trouble of practising. It is not that I do not believe my fingers as capable as any other woman’s of superior execution.”

lee felix - pretty girls everywhere

“I would not be so fastidious as you are,” cried Bingley, “for a kingdom! Upon my honour, I never met with so many pleasant girls in my life as I have this evening; and there are several of them you see uncommonly pretty.”

“You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,” said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.

“Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who is very pretty, and I dare say very agreeable. Do let me ask my partner to introduce you.”

kim seungmin - the world’s most pretentious compliment

“Oh! certainly,” cried his faithful assistant, “no one can be really esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass what is usually met with. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be but half deserved.”

“All this she must possess,” added Darcy, “and to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading.”

“I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women. I rather wonder now at your knowing any.”

yang jeongin - clowns are meant to be laughed at

“But upon my honour, I do not. I do assure you that my intimacy has not yet taught me that. Tease calmness of manner and presence of mind! No, no; I feel he may defy us there. And as to laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject. Mr. Darcy may hug himself.”

“Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!” cried Elizabeth. “That is an uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue, for it would be a great loss to me to have many such acquaintances. I dearly love a laugh.”

genre: only headcanons 
au: non-idol au/post-idol au
warnings: one instance of swearing  
word count: 0.2k  
pairing:none
a/n:no pictures, just vague descriptions

bang chan

➵ script on his wrist with a reminder to take care of himself
➵ probably handwritten by his mom/other members of skz
➵ gets a minimalist compass on the other wrist

lee minho

➵ just a bunch of random bullshit on his chest and back (sticker style)
➵ all color, no black and white
➵ definitely a cat-related tattoo somewhere (in my head, he has catnip on his ribcage, read the fic i wrote here)

seo changbin

➵ black and white full sleeve
➵ spent way too much time trying to weave in as many elements as possible
➵ an allegorical piece about his struggles

hwang hyunjin

➵ full back piece
➵ designed it himself but modeled it after renaissance paintings
➵ black and white because he’s dramatic like that

han jisung

➵ studio ghibli and anime themed tattoos
➵ small, minimalist
➵ loves them all so much, he accidentally starts a sticker style sleeve

lee felix

➵ hear me out, leg sleeve
➵ neo-traditional flowers and animals in color
➵ flower and color symbolism everywhere

kim seungmin

➵ surrealist tattoo that follows the flow of his bicep
➵ if he flexes, it’ll warp in a really cool way
➵ black and white with some red accents

yang jeongin

➵ new school style tattoo on his forearm
➵ probably an animal-food hybrid
➵ gets a corresponding animal-drink hybrid on his ankle

genre:fluff 
au:non-idol au
warnings:swearing 
word count: 1.3k 
pairing: gn!reader x ot8

bang chan - tying his tie for him

On the morning he has to give a presentation to the board, he comes out of the bathroom and asks you to help him tie his tie. Still in a sleepy haze, you stumble out of bed and nearly trip over your own feet. While he reviews his presentation notes, his warm breath grazing across the tops of your knuckles, you fumble with the strip of fabric, wondering why your fingers feel so leaden. Oh, that’s because you don’t really know how to tie a tie even when you’re wide awake. You curse when you realize that you’ve ended up playing cat’s cradle with yourself.

“You don’t know how to do this, huh?” he says, smiling.

“I don’t know why you even asked me,” you grumble as you reach for your phone, hoping that the first web result will be an easy tutorial.

“Because it always makes me laugh.”

“Asshole.”

lee minho - singing in the car, getting lost upstate

The spontaneous road trip is your idea, so you’re the one driving, which means that it’s time to roll the windows down, blast the music loud, and shout all of the lyrics until you lose your voice. Minho is making up the words as he goes, hyping you up when he can’t make up any more lyrics to the cheesy hype songs you like so much. It’s not until the sun is almost down that you realize that you haven’t been attention to your surroundings at all. Gone are the typical street signs and establishments; how the fuck are you guys in the middle of nowhere?

“We’re definitely lost,” you say. “Can you pull up the GPS?”

“There’s no service out here. Turn around, maybe there’s signal back there.”

You comply and keep driving, waiting for him to announce that he’s got a signal,  and after a few heart-stopping seconds, he finally does. 

“Told you we should’ve have picked a destination,” he jokes. “We could have died.”

“But that’s why it’s fun!”

seo changbin - kissing in the rain

Thick, gray clouds predicate the rainstorm, so you and Changbin wait excitedly under the porch until the rain starts falling. Item number 17 on the relationship bucket list: kiss in the rain. When it finally begins, Changbin drags you out into the backyard, pulling you close only when your hair and clothes are thoroughly drenched. His own shirt is soaked through, revealing his muscles underneath, making you blush when he catches you staring. With a great big grin, he puts his lips on yours. It’s hot and cold all at once but not in a good way. 

“We’re never doing this again,” you gasp, trying not to drink any of the water dripping down your nose. “Or maybe when it’s not storming.”

“I heard it’s going to drizzling tomorrow,” he slyly says. “We can try again. I’m down if you’re down.”

“I’m down if there’s no downpour.”

hwang hyunjin - giving flowers to him

This problem would not have existed if you were less stingy, but you are not, so here you are, traipsing through the ancient rose bushes on your property, trying not to get pricked by any thorns. In one gloved hand, you have kitchen scissors, and in the other, a measly three pink roses. The red roses never seem to bloom, and you wonder if this is a omen. You find a yellow rose that looks presentable and add it to your flimsy bouquet. Unfortunately, those are the only four roses that aren’t on the verge of dying, so you head inside to surprise Hyunjin with what you have.

“What’s this?” he says, trying to hold in a laugh.

You hide your bandaged hand behind your back. “Proof that I love you. I would have bought you nice ones, but my blood’s on these, so they’re worth more.”

“We’re doing blood sacrifices, huh?”

“Only the best for my love.”

han jisung - leaving notes for each other

While Jisung writes notes to you on the loveliest stationery ever, you are not quite as romantic as he is and prefer to use whatever you have lying around, be it the back of a take-out receipt or a ripped out corner of a flyer. Your note to him today is on a brown paper bag. Using a black marker, you copy the lines from a poem across the top and leave the bag beside his collection of mugs, only to spy a cream-colored piece of paper nestled in between two red mugs. With a smile, you pluck it out and unfold it. In the nicest calligraphy ever, complete with extraneous flourishes, it reads Bitch.Of course you have to add your very own elegant “bitch” to end of that very sweet poem.

When Jisung comes out to the kitchen for breakfast, he spies your note immediately. After he reads it, without looking up, he says, “Bitch.”

You kiss him good morning on the cheek. “Bitch.”

lee felix - breakfast in bed

In your half-awake state, you feel the bed shift, but since you spent last night holding back your friend’s hair, you think nothing of it and fall back into a deeper slumber. The next thing you know, the sun is in your lidded eyes, and Felix is gently shaking you. You barely register his morning greeting and mumble something unintelligible back before sitting up in bed. Unfortunately, since your eyes are still shut and since he gave no warning that a tray of food was balancing over your body, breakfast goes flying everywhere. Say goodbye to toast, eggs, bacon, and a glass of orange juice.

“I’m so sorry,” you moan as you take in the mess on the blanket and the carpet. “I’ll clean it up.”

“No, it’s okay. I got it.”

That doesn’t deter you. You gingerly step onto the floor and pick up the two pieces of toast. “What are you talking about? Sunday mornings are made for this.”

kim seungmin - sharing an umbrella

It sounded like a cute idea at first, but it’s absolutely horrible in practice because Seungmin has a tiny, tiny umbrella. It’s a green frog umbrella with pop-up eyes, which confirms your suspicions that it was made for a child, but you step under it anyway. The walk to the car from the museum is long, and you and he struggle to stay dry beneath the small canopy. It doesn’t matter that you’re practically hugging him; neither of you are safe. His wool sweater scratches against your own, and you keep bracing yourself for a shock of static every time he shifts the umbrella handle in his hand.

“Told you we should have brought my funeral umbrella,” you say as an incoming gust pelts your damp cheek with more rain.

His entire left side is drenched, but he smiles anyway. “You don’t like frogs?”

“Frogs like getting wet, I do not. Hey, stop trying to shield me.”

So he pushes the umbrella into your hands and runs out into the rain, laughing maniacally as he splashes into a puddle.

“You’re going to catch a cold tomorrow!” you shout, chasing after him.

yang jeongin - dancing ‘round the kitchen in the refrigerator light

At midnight, the windows are open, a summer song plays from Jeongin’s laptop, and the smell of pancakes wafts all throughout the kitchen. Jeongin is at the counter, topping his pile of pancakes with an abundance of whipped cream, while you dance around him on your tiptoes. He joins during the next song and sways his arms in the air before grabbing both of your hands. The two of you spin around in circles, laughing until you can no longer breathe properly. You dizzily stumble into the counter, hitting your ribs and feet against the counter. 

You let out a long swear, completely ruining the atmosphere. “I’m fine, don’t worry.”

He’s concerned, but a faint smile appears anyway. “Are you sure? Because your hand is in a plate of pancakes.”

“I meant for that to happen.”

“Just like you meant to bruise your ribs?”

“Of course,” you say, trying not to wince.

genre: fluff  
au: break up au
warnings: none  
word count: 0.1k  
pairing: gn!reader x ot8
a/n: i’m about 90% joking lol

bang chan

He takes you out to a fancy candle-lit dinner. Cue the Legally Blonde levels of confusion.

lee minho

He sends you a card that says “Sorry For Your Loss” with a picture of him and his cats attached.

seo changbin

He writes you a song listing the reasons why for the breakup. It becomes a viral hit.

hwang hyunjin

He ghosts you. Takes all of his things, blocks you everywhere, and straight up moves to a new city.

han jisung

He does it over text, through emojis. It’s wildly confusing, but the broken hearts at the end clarify everything.

lee felix

He bakes you the most elaborate cake you have ever seen in your life. It’s really disappointing when you see the “I’m Breaking Up With You” lettering on top.

kim seungmin

He sends you a bouquet and a chart of flower meanings. You think the black roses and white lilies made his point obvious.

yang jeongin

He has a long, long speech prepared, and you actually have to interrupt because okay, you get it, no need to pour salt into the wound.

genre: fluff  
au: non-idol au  
warnings: none  
word count: 0.6k  
pairing: gn!reader x ot8

bang chan - park

Your first date is a complete surprise. He told you to dress nice, so you were expecting to go to a fancy restaurant, but it’s actually a picnic under the stars! He’s got a basket of caprese sandwiches, watermelon slices, and a whole apple pie. While the two of you sit on a red gingham blanket to eat, he makes up silly stories about the stars, and you tell him the real stories about the constellations.  He then asks for you to tell him some about the moon, thinking that you don’t know any, but you surprise him with one about two lovers. 

lee minho - cat café

His cats are the most important things to him, so he absolutely needs to know if you like them too. Also, a whole afternoon surrounded by cute kitties? Absolute heaven. You are beyond excited when you walk into the café. When you coo over every single cat that passes by and try to pet every one, he has to stop himself from joining in because he can’t let you know his weakness. When a tabby chooses to curl up on your lap and take a nap instead of his, he’s a little offended but simultaneously pleased. If the cats like you, then surely he will.

seo changbin - amusement park

Changbin doesn’t go to amusement parks for the rides. No, he goes to win stuffed animals at the game stalls. He wants to impress you by winning a giant bear at the dart throwing booth, but as it turns out, you’re way better at the game and end up winning it instead. He finds this incredibly hot. The bear sits between you two when you ride the ferris wheel at sunset. Since you can’t kiss him on top of the ferris wheel like you wanted, you kiss the bear instead and make him take it home. It takes you very little convincing.

hwang hyunjin - ice skating rink

Hyunjin knows how not to fall when ice skating, so he’s pretty much an expert. You have limited experience, so you’re clutching the wall for dear life while he coaxes you to trust him and hold onto his arm. When you eventually cave in, you cling to him like a koala as he teaches you how to properly glide instead of just marching along the ice. After a few rounds, you feel brave enough to try on your own, fall, grab hyunjin’s arm in panic, and accidentally bring him down with you. That kiss he gives isn’t an accident though.

han jisung - movie theater

He’s nervous and regretting his choice to watch a horror movie with you. He was betting that you would be scared and that he would be able to hold your hand to comfort you, but the problem is, he’s also scared, and he definitely can’t hold your hand because his palms are sweaty. You both end up panic-eating all of the overpriced popcorn, and now you’re in distress because there’s a popcorn kernel stuck in-between your front teeth. Luckily, both of you agree that since this is a terrible experience, another first date is in order, preferably ones with no horror movies.

lee felix - arcade

If Felix knew how competitive you were, he probably wouldn’t have picked the arcade. You are an absolute demon at air hockey, and he’s convinced that you have to be cheating somehow because there’s no way you scored five goals in a row. Same thing with the basketball free throwing game. When he beats you at DDR, you demand a rematch three times before reluctantly surrendering because he’s just too good. However, the claw machines best the both of you, and you’re the one who has to drag away before he loses all of his money trying to get that alligator plush.

kim seungmin - beach

It turns out to be more like a photography session. With his camera, he photographs you playing in the waves, looking for seashells, and doing your best not to scream when a bundle of seaweed gets tangled in your legs. While he helps you out, you take pictures of him with your phone, laughing as you capture his grimace when he holds up a long strand to show you. Afterwards, he suggests that maybe the boardwalk is a better place to be and offers to split a churro with you. And what do you know, the vendor has heart-shaped churros.

yang jeongin - pottery class

He really wants to reenact the pottery scene from the movie Ghost. The instructor sees this as well, so when she notices that you’re having some trouble getting your cup into the exact shape you want it in, she suggests that jeongin help you out. He sits behind you, cradling your body with his, and gently guides your hands. It’s way more intimate than he expected, and he’s bright red afterwards. You seem too busy with your brand new cup to notice, but when it’s time to paint and glaze a few days later, you guide his hand to draw a perfect heart in the center of his bowl.

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