#solagelo
OTP No Worries
Person A: What did you do?
Person B: Why do you think I did something?
Person A: *sighs* If I see your face on the news tomorrow for some shit, I’m getting the reward money for myself.
Person B: *sweating* No need to worry about that,I didn’t do anything…
Person A: *looks at B*
Person B:…
Person B: *takes tv and runs*
Person A: Valentine’s Day is just commercial holiday to sell bears and chocolates. Go on a date a different day.
Person B: *hiding bear and chocolates behind back* yep, I totally agree…
OTP VOICE MAIL
Person A is drunk and leaves B a voice mail.
Person A: Hi B, I love you
Person B: *in background* I love you too.
Person A: *starting to cry* I just want you to know
Person C: *background* A… A…
Person A: how important you are to me.
Person C: *background* A… hang up.
Person A: No, I’m talking to them!
Person B: *background* I’m right here, babe.
Person A: Well anyways, I love you so much.
Person B: I love you too, please hang up.
Person A: I would do anything for you.
Person B: Thank you, but please hang up.
Person A: *dramatily* I love you!
OTP HERE
Person A & B spooning (A big spoon)
Person A: Come here.
Person B: …but I am here?
Person A: Just come here.
Person B: I’m literally pressed against you, how much closer am I supposed to get??!
Person A: *frustrated* Will you just come here!
Person B: I am here!
Person A: No! turn around!
Person B: *Turns around* What?!
Person A: *kisses B* THAT’S WHAT!
