Something out of a dream…

izuocha doods

Let’s float together

wulvercazz:

sometimes you just have to remind your boyfriend how much you love him, right after he’s done kicking your butt uwu

for@arisuamichan~!

Person A: *Making popcorn* You probably won’t like this.

Person B:Why?

Person A: It’s probably to salty for you. *Pours excessive amount of salt in popcorn*

Person B: Well I like you, so it can’t be that bad.

Part 2

Person A: Give me a kiss!

Person B:No.

Person A: Give me a kiss!

Person B:No.

Person A: WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEE?!

OTP DON’T LEAVE

Person A: I just don’t want you to leave me. 

Person B: *struggling to untangle their-self from A’s limbs* Pleeeaaasee! Just let me go! I HAVE TO PEE!

Person C: Lets do Boys Vs. girls!

But, A can be on our team!

Person B: Well, I guess me and A are gay now.

Person A: We were already Gay…

Person B: Oh yeah, then I guess We’re straight now!

Person A: * Hands B a box of chocolate* Happy Valentine’s Day!

Person B: Thank you, but I didn’t get you any chocolates…

Person A: That’s okay, I’m good with anything. * leans in for kiss*

Person B: *takes off sock and hands it to A* Happy Valentines Day!!

Person A: … Thanks

Person A: I’m 18, and I JUST realized that you say “Ready or not”during‘Hide and Go Seek’ is because the person hiding might not be ready yet…

Person B: … This! *Points dramatically at A* This is why I love you!

Person B: This is lightly salted by the way.

Person A: So what?

Person B: So, it might not be to your standards.

Part 1

Eat 100% of the pizza
Watch porn at 100% volume
Obsess over your OTP 100% of the time.
You can do it!