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Ron: hey you’re Harry Potter right? I’m Ron Weasley!

Harry: hi Ron! I sure hope we become best friends, but I don’t hope we have a falling out over a small misunderstanding in our fourth year, leading us to having an intense, emotion heavy, dramatic, argument later on, during which you telegraph your feelings of being overshadowed by me and your five older brothers your entire life.

Harry:

Ron:

Harry:

Ron: yeah, that’d be awful

Dewey: You guys ever wonder why we spend so much time adventuring?

Louie: Not really.

Webby: What do you mean?

Dewey: I mean, it feels like the days blur together. I can’t even remember the last time I went to class.

Huey: Because you don’t go to class.

Dewey: I’m just saying, it feels like all we do is adventure.

Louie: Well, if it’s not this, it’s another thing. It’s all the same, like basketball or volleyball or even cycling.

Dewey: Yeah, I guess it could be worse. We could spend all our time playing card games.

*cut to the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series opening, with various DuckTales characters’ heads Photoshopped in*

HDLW:

HDLW:Nah.

*cut to the DuckTales (2017) opening*

“I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both.”

—Louie Duck