#source futurama
Mista: Fugo, I got a plan.
Fugo: I have a better plan.
Abbacchio: Why is there yogurt in this cap?
Narancia: I can explain that. See, it used to be milk. And, well, time makes fools of us all.
Server: who ordered the chocolate cake?
Trixie:me!
Maze: uh-uh! What do we say?
Trixie: about damn time!
Maze: atta girl.
Dean: I can’t believe we have Angel powers!
Sam: Let’ s see what powers we have. Super strength?
[Dean karate chops a table in half and Sam kicks a hole in the wall]
Dean:Yup.
Sam: Uh huh. Lickety speed?
[Both teleport to the other side of the bunker library]
Dean:Check.
Sam: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of other angels?
Dean: Hey, Gabriel! Get in here!
Gabriel, shouting from the other room: Screw you!
Dean: Ain’t got that.
Sam:Nope.
Sherlock (to Moriarty): You need me? To help you?
John: Don’t do it! He’s evil!
Moriarty: I know he is, but I don’t have a choice!
How come when I wanna do fun stuff that’ll kill me, you’re against it?
Goku to Chi Chi
Harry, standing at the edge of the astronomy tower: IM GONNA JUMP
Draco: do a flip
Lizzie: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.
MG: You should say something else.
[After the Blot escapes and Mickey gives up his heart]
Mickey: This is all my fault…
Oswald: No. [pats his back] No, no, no.
Oswald: [to Gus] I’M LYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
Mickey: [cries harder]
Mab: I can answer any question you have.
Harry: What killed the dinosaurs?
Mab: Me.
*smash cut to Mab riding on a storm cloud shooting beams of ice at dinosaurs*
Merliah: What’s so far-fetched about being a mermaid?
Fallon: I’m afraid Merliah is suffering from Ocean Madness.
Merliah:Every time something good happens to me you say it’s some kind of madness, or I’m drunk, or I ate too much candy.
Merliah: Well I became a mermaid, and I wish just once my friends would have the decency and kindness to believe me!
Fallon, whispering: Ocean madness.
Hadley: She may have ocean madness, but that’s no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Constantine: Good news, everyone! We have a new mission to further the cause of intergalactic peace.
Sal-Lee: Nope, watching cartoons.
Leo: Sorry.
Artemis: How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Sal-Lee: Violent outbursts.
Leo: General sluttiness.
Barbie: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
