#incorrect supernatural quotes
Y/N: Who moved my C4? I just reorganized and it should be between the burner phones and the det-cords.
Sam: Leaving aside the fact that you alphabetized your weapons closet, you used the last of your C4 trying to prove that you could brake into an unbreakable safe.
Y/N: Oh, right. That was fun. Use the money I won off that bet to get me more C4.
Y/N: *Burps loudly*
Sam: Ew, did you have to do that at the table?
Y/N: What did you want me to do? Hold it in, go outside and then release it like a dragon?
Sam: Well- I don’t know.
Y/N: Then shut up *burps again*
Dean, to Sam: *Nudges Sam with his elbow* That’s one of the reasons I married them.
Dean: *Smiles at Y/N lovestruck* I love you.
Y/N: Aw, I love you to Dean.
Dean: *Burps*
Y/N:Nice*Burps*
Sam: Ugh, I’m leaving.
Dean, and Y/N:Bye!
Sam: You two are perfect for each other.
Dean, and Y/N: We know!
Stephen: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Stephen: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Harley:uh…
Tony: he’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us
Stephen: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Peter: *crying* it’s working
Cas: please? For me?
Dean: don’t do that
Cas:what?
Dean: you think every time you say ‘please? For me?’ I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time
Cas: please? For me?
Dean:okay
Dean: [to Cas] I heard you think I’m cute
Cas:maybe…
Dean: [trying to flirt] well… I also think I’m cute
Dean: I’d like you all to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me
Jack:
Cas:
Sam: …what did you do?
Cas: Dean, we need to talk about-
Dean: the kitchen was already on fire when I got there
Cas:what?
Dean:what?
Cas: Dean just texted me back ‘lmao’ from the other room
Cas: I hear no laughing
Cas: I’m dating a laugh liar
Dean: if you had to choose between Gabe and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?
Sam: depends. How much money are we talking?
Gabe:Sam???
Dean: eleven cents
Sam:sold
Gabe:SAM?!?!??
Dean: sure, you could probably fight better than me…
Dean: but have you ever seen anyone CRY in the middle of the battlefield?
Cas:
Dean: that’s what I THOUGHT
Dean: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Cas: you started cutting pineapples at 3 am while yelling ‘stop hiding, spongebob! I know you’re in there!’
Dean:
Dean: but did I find him though?
Sam: he’s always using obscure points of reference. I’m sick of it
Cas: how his words make you feel, Dean?
Dean: like a egg on a skateboard to be honest, Cas
*Chuck towards Team Free Will*
Chuck: I do not make any mistakes
Also Chuck: you guys just look like mistakes
Sam, experiencing a small inconvenience: My therapist was right, God hates me.
Gabriel: I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
Dean:Crybaby.
Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Gabriel: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.
Gabriel: Knock knock.
Sam: Shut the hell up.
Gabriel: Hey, do you know the password to Sam’s computer?
Castiel: Fuck you, Gabriel.
Gabriel: Hey!!
Castiel: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouGabriel”.
Gabriel: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Dean: I can’t believe we have Angel powers!
Sam: Let’ s see what powers we have. Super strength?
[Dean karate chops a table in half and Sam kicks a hole in the wall]
Dean:Yup.
Sam: Uh huh. Lickety speed?
[Both teleport to the other side of the bunker library]
Dean:Check.
Sam: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of other angels?
Dean: Hey, Gabriel! Get in here!
Gabriel, shouting from the other room: Screw you!
Dean: Ain’t got that.
Sam:Nope.
Sam: A bit of trivia, the human body, when drained of most of its blood, will often stop working.
Gabriel: And that’s how I propose we fight the monster.
Sam:
Sam: Oh, my god.
Gabriel: ‘Oh, my god,’ you love it?
Sam: Oh, my god, we’re screwed.
Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we’re screwed’ you love it?
Sam: No. Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed.
Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed’ you love it?
Sam: No. Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed. We’re really really really screwed.
Team Free Will taking internet quizzes:
Dean: Okay, question 40. Do you get your five fruit and veg?
Gabriel: I mean, I certainly try to…I would say I probably do.
Sam: A day.
Gabriel: A what?!
Sam: I wanted to talk to you about Gabriel, man to man, if that were possible.
Castiel: It is possible because we are both men.
Gabriel: Just got back from playing a game of Russian Roulette with the guys.
Sam: Did you win, babe?
Gabriel:
Gabriel: You really don’t know what Russian Roulette is, do you?
Gabriel: I dont have a New Years Resolution.
Sam: Oh no?
Gabriel: No, you don’t need that crap when you’re already perfect.
Gabriel, handing Sam a slip of paper: Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they’re my phone number.
Sam: I asked Gabe out.
Dean: Oh, I’m so sorry.
Sam:Why?
Dean: I’m assuming he said no.
Sam: No, he said yes.
Dean: Then I’m sorry for him.
Gabriel, bursting into the bunker after a hunt: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Gabriel: Is this about me?
Sam:No.
Gabriel: Then I’ve lost interest.
In the Apocolypse Universe
Gabriel: Go. I can buy some time.
Sam: Gabriel, don’t.
Gabriel: All I did on Earth was run. I’m not running anymore.
Gabriel:GO!
Gabriel: *Gets stabbed*
Gabriel: It’s only a flesh wound.
Gabriel: This week, its all about stressed.
Sam:Stressed?
Gabriel: “Desserts” backwards.
