#spideyson
Peter: I feel nothing. I am made of pure apathy and the ability to punch people the frick out.
Tony: I literally saw you making kissing noises at cats across the street last night.
Peter: Shut the frick up Mr. Stark
Tony: On all levels except physical, I am dead inside.
Peter: Not if I can helo it! *tackles in hug*
Tony, fighting back a smile: Damn it.
Peter: *sends Tony a voice message*
Tony: *texting back* I’m in a meeting, is it urgent?
Peter: No, it’s fine. Just listen later!
*Later*
Tony: *presses play*
Peter’s voice message: THERES A FIRE-
Tony: Where’s Peter?
Ned: He’s, uh, busy.
MJ: Being an idiot.
Tony: What kind of idiot?
MJ: The “everything is now on fire” kind.
Tony: Why are you sad?
Peter: How do you know I’m sad.
Tony: Well, you’re dressed in sad colors and you were playing a sad song and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why”.
Tony: Name five things that make you happy.
Peter: Hanging out with MJ, MJ’s opinions, MJ’s eyes, how smart MJ is.
May: Are you sure you’re not in love with MJ?
Peter: I’m feeling a little less sure
an extensive (/s) text chain between tony and peter ~ 2018-present day